Superb Owl XLIX Haps

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  1. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    G & O, some bar overby Skotty, is roasting a pig to make free tacos. They're also gonna have some choice craft beers. Anybody ever been there?
  2. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    We are still saying superb owl?
  3. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    I don't have any plans yet. That sounds decent

    :thinking:
  4. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Cramming into my buddies' place in Lakeview.

    :larry:
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  6. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    We used to go when it was Clutch and it sucked. Haven't been in the new one yet. Who's roasting the Pig?
  7. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Don't know but they're getting fresh tortillas from some broad on 18th St.
  8. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    Mahoney's right up the street roasts a pig two or three times a year. Last year they had the guy from Lillie's Q do it and it was pretty fucking good. Speaking of bbq; we're going to Chicago Q on Saturday for lunch for restaurant week.
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    New England Cheatriots vs. Seadderal Seahawks?

    :pass:
  10. IWMB
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    Things I hate:

    - Putting up a Google doc so everyone can show what they're bringing. Must we use technology for everything?
    - 90% of the people putting that they're bringing some type of dip. As if people don't want to, you know, eat real food.
  11. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    I do love me a good dip though. Can't really eat it around the house with two small dogs; gotta enjoy my dip experience at other people's abodes. Going to a buddy's house in Albany Park for the game. Hoping he gets Lawerence Fisheries.
  12. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    Easy way to put on a full pound of fat in one day. Dipping carbs into fat, forget about it. The taco deal sounds good.
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    Dips complete me. But you do need some variety. Get some meatballs/ beefs up in that biz. It's like a potluck lunch at a job with too many women. All you're going to get is cookies, cake, and brownies. Fucking slobs.
  14. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    I try to just do guac with celery and red pepper chunks but it doesn't complete you. End up eating a bunch of chips and crackers and the next morning my face looks like a beach ball
  15. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    food and drink at Dougs, think ill make a dip
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  16. IWMB
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    :helloexactly:

    Right now it's:
    Taco Dip
    Queso
    Buffalo Chicken Dip
    Pizza Dip
    Salsa & Guac
    A stew
    Pizza
    Jalopeno Poppers

    Too many friggen dips
  17. CaptainBallz
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    Tell Doug to make a $150 payment to Ballz for Bears pool haps while you're at it.
  18. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Speaking of BBQ, we're going to County BBQ tonight just to spite Skotty.

    Also, free BCBS.
  19. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    What are you bringing?
  20. IWMB
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    I'm the one down for pizza. I've made wings the last 2 years, but I have a Joo thing all weekend in Northbrook that ends at 2:30, so I don't think I'm gonna have time for that.
  21. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    You're such a gay gentleman. Who talks like that? Dipping carbs into fat. Putting on a pound. Who gives a fuck?
  22. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    The place on Taylor? That place sucks.

    Also who cares about your insurance? What an odd thing to bring up.
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  23. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    Is that why you look like you're 50 and I bang 20 year olds?
  24. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

  25. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    I posted that because I knew he would rip on me
  26. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    You bang 20 year olds cause you creep creepy sites and want to bang 20 year olds. I wouldn't even know how to pick up a chick nowadays; I learned a long time ago most chicks aren't looking for the drunkest guy at the bar. Which I normally am. I like to party.
  27. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    There are few cases where going out for that works. In clubs it works 0% of the time. Certain bars in the Rush area are good for that, and any packed bar on a holiday. If you're standing there with a glass of whiskey with friends nearby, they don't trust you. They only trust you if you have 5 Facebook linked pics and say witty things in messages. Then they'll totally fuck you.
  28. CaptainBallz
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    :lovepost:
  29. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    The best way to get chicks in bars is to work there. The soberest guy in the bar, clearly you're gainfully employed...
  30. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    Roofies work too.
  31. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Got 3-0 in a vendor's squares pool. :swingingdick:
  32. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Past year I pissed off a few chicks by being too drunk. I also like to party.
  33. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    whenever I read zoso's faggy healthy food posts and think about changing my diet to be more healthy:

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  34. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    : fuckallthat :

    :fuckallthat:
  35. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. -- Socrates
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

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    i liked zoso more when he just smoked and acted the fool.
  39. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    Gotta have a reason to live
  40. itsnotrequired
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    pfft, what for?
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  41. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Gotta die of something.

    :cagelaff:
  42. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Ah, superb owl haps
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

  45. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    :maher:
  46. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    :thinking:
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  47. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Some poor saps paid $13 for an approx. 8 oz. pour.

    :andruw:
  48. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    The first thing was the style at the time. The second is nonsequitur

    QUOTE STANDS
  49. itsnotrequired
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    paid $7 for an eight ounce pour at the bar here last weekend. very surprised they had it.
  50. gbergman
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    gbergman Legendary Drunken Youth

    I work at a bar now.
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