*SUPER BOWL LI*

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  1. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Goodell getting booed mercilessly.

    :andruw:
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  2. DepaulSox
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    I'm pretty sure Brady will get a blowjob tonight.
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    Leader of the free world sitting around watchin' football like nothing else is going on.
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  4. s=D
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    s=D Message Board Historian

    Trump gave a warning to John Lewis about his district

    :deepsigh:
  5. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Usually they just play golf or fill out their brackets
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  6. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    Fucking fans, they always boo the commish. No qualms about giving their money over to an immoral non-profit that uses tax money to build their playhouses, just need a good scapegoat.

    :idiots:
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  7. Cheeses
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    I'm guessing 60% of the crowd was pro-Patriot, so, have to boo the guy for penalizing the obviously criminal Deflategate.

    :repub:
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    Have never giving less of a fuck about anything in life.... Won $50, net loss $50... Dat Russian flag doe
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    :larry:
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  11. y2chae
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    I think we can agree, the Falcons are the biggest cucks of them all.

    Especially Kyle Shanahan and Matt Ryan. After Julio's catch you just had to run the ball twice (or short pass plays, slants, quick outs screens), kick the FG and up 11 with 3 minutes left (at the least, assuming no first downs were converted) and it's nearly impossible to blow that. Instead Shanahan calls a long developing pass play and Ryan takes a sack when he had time to move in the pocket and throw it away. Just awful on the coaching and execution level. Ryan also threw a terrible ball on 3 and 33 after that, I think a screen play to try and get 15 yards to kick the FG would've made sense.

    As Bevi says, dumbfuck Weems bringing the ball out cost 5 seconds and 14 yards. Why is a slow 31 year old their KR/PR? Looks like Dan Quinn I guess must've learned from Pete Carroll on how to gift the Patriots a Super Bowl. Seriously fuck these limp dicks, the Patriots would still be stuck on 3 titles if it wasn't for stupid coaching.
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  12. y2chae
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    Also why did ATL keep taking time outs in the second half at random times. Then they had none with a minute left to try and a winning FG.

    :greatjob:
  13. IWMB
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    But Brady is DA GREATEST EVA!

    :jerkoff:
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    RF Cuck, Esq.
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  15. IWMB
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    Here is a complete list of all the times the Falcons ran the ball after being up 28-12 with 9:40 left to play in the Super Bowl:

    9:40 Tevin Coleman takes a toss to the right side for eight yards

    9:00 Tevin Coleman runs up the middle for one yard, is injured

    5:18 Devonta Freeman runs to the right end for two yards

    4:40 Devonta Freeman runs to the left end for -1 yard

    Hey Kyle Shanahan
    :granny:
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  16. skottyj
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    Hit a score change and the third quarter. Won a grand. Boom.
  17. y2chae
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    Freeman is also the better RB and the Patriots seemingly had no answer for him, yet 39% of the carriers went to Coleman. I know they had a gameplan but I dunno, maybe adjust when you see one RB has almost 7 yards/carry and the other has 4.
  18. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Not that it matters much, just surprised they missed this

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  19. Zoso
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    Weems is such a terrible football player. I've literally never seen him doing something positive.
  20. IWMB
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    Most of that 6.8 YPC was because of the one 37 yard run. The 2 were near identical running the ball aside from that, and Coleman is the better pass catcher.

    The Falcons have been their strongest all year when Coleman is healthy and the 2 share the load, and this was the 1st game all year they lost when Coleman scored.
  21. y2chae
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    Coleman is probably the pass blocker too :teef:
  22. IWMB
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    Probably. They don't count that in fantasy so it hasn't been a focus of mine all season :lol:
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    I see France
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    Are you sideways?
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    They're ordered blue-white-red. Not white-blue-red.

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  28. Fuller
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  30. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Here's the thing... you play this game from the point of 28-3 ten more times and the Pats probably still find a way to win it at least three times.
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    this post should be deleted
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  32. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

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  33. Prope
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  36. Fuller
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    Fake Sports!
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  38. y2chae
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    He's in the convo but no rational person wouldn't think Peyton or Rodgers wouldn't have achieved the same results with Belichik and the same team around him. It's clear from a talent standpoint, Rodgers is better than Brady. And who knows maybe Rodgers could win vs the Giants because he adds the mobility factor and he's better moving around the pocket to avoid the rush.
  39. maurice
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    Peyton is a cuck who needs everything in his favor to win.
  40. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    Peyton wouldn't have won the first one or the last two. I just don't see Peyton ever winning a playoff game by himself. He wins when he's on the much better team.
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    Brady has had such a high turnover of WR/TE/RB from year to year and he still turns out awesomeness, but Cassell, Jimmy! and some others were solid under Belichick as well.

    Brady is easily the best QB though. Rodgers has nothing on him. Maybe a hotter GF and more commercials?

    Fuck 'em all though.
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  42. Alanzo
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    Brady has a monopoly on the whitest WRs.
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  44. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    I like that dank meme because of the pro-Bears message it conveys
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    96 packers remember...
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