SOX to rename U.S. Cellular Field to Guaranteed Rate Field

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    GUARANTEED RATE!
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    :whoknew:

    oh yeah, insider zmz knew
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    The GRate!

    :soxfan:
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    The Joan.

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    The down arrow in the logo is so apt for this cunt-filled franchise

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    When it rains, it really fucking pours around these parts
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    Yeah just like the team. What a terrible fucking name.
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    Arrow should be a :flaccid:
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    Can't wait for Brooks to create some fun tie-in promotions to celebrate!

    Fucking gay gentleman
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    Yes, we're trading one corporate-named facility for another but my god is Guaranteed Rate Field a horrendous, horrendous name.
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    Logo is a perfect representation of the organization for the next 20 years.
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    This will come in handy for Shields' starts.

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    You'd think they could get a deal that let them use Sox Park presented by Guaranteed Rate or some bullshit, but no — Guaranteed Rate Field it is.
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    Bob Rohrman Field would be dope as shit.
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    Bob Rohrman Laughing Outtakes Field?

    Even better.

    :simon:
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Let's hit the tailgate at The Rate!

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    And of course it's some cornball local company like Chicos fucking Bail Bonds. Sox could never pull a national brand.
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    Not even something as good as Luke's Italian Beef Park

    :cliff:
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    How did they get out of the US Cellular deal?
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    $$$, no doubt.
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    The G Spot ?

    :thinking:
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    guaranteed PUSSY
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    Ain't nothin' but a G thang. :D
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    Guaranteed :gg: :fruit:
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    I've used Guaranteed Rate to buy the 3 houses I've lived in, and it's a solid company, 8/10 wb.

    The name leaves something to be desired, though.

    :larry:
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    How Brooks has a job is beyond me
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    Is this a Brooks thing at all?
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    I doubt it. More at the JR/ISFA pay grade, IMO.
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    Not a Brooks thing... yet. But we can all safely assume he'll gay it up when he gets his chance.
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    Laugh now, gay gentlemen... Come summer 2017, all the honeys on the southside will be all...[​IMG]
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    Eagle Man Field, also a better option
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    Was 100% a brooks thing, I'm sure had to be signed off by JR/higher ups
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    :facepalm:
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    Well, clearly that's the only way one could interpret that.
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  45. zmz
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    Getting trolled big time

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    Guaranteed fate. Yeah, guaranteed to fuck it up like every year.
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    :helloexactly:

    Cubs writing out those early checks again.
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    They are still really good though...

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    Just fucking embarrassing.

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