Sox Grab Putz

Discussion in 'SOXual Healing' started by Retarded Ox, Dec 11, 2009.

  1. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

  2. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    I thoought he would sign up for more than a year.
  3. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Still has arm issues I wouldnt think anyone would offer him more then a one year try-out
  4. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Well-Known Member

    interesting, if true
  5. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

  6. Lefty34
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    Lefty34 Internet Radio Sensation

    Great, another guy KW gets two or three years too late.
  7. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    putz is a good reclamation project
  8. Sydney Bristow
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    Sydney Bristow Cassandra of Palehosed

    If it keeps thorton happy and productive, who cares!
  9. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    :thornton:
  10. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    I have no problem with this. One year, maybe allows them to move Jenks, etc. Keeps Pena away from the righty set-up role if nothing else.
  11. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats


    I think he'll be real good. Gives us three options now to close.
  12. crazyozzie02
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    crazyozzie02 Rackin up the tabs

    That link says though that they might non-tender DJ Carasco. How in the hell does that make sense? He was one of the most solid guys out of the pen
  13. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    I think this is a great risk/reward move. If they can get him healthy the reward is thru the roof :shrug:
  14. skottyj
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    They might. They haven't yet. Don't get your panties in a bunch until they do. h

    skottyj added 1 Minutes and 3 Seconds later...

    I also read the Red Sox are going to non tender BA.
  15. sox1970
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    sox1970 Smarter than Terry Bevington

    I like this signing. Time will tell if he's effective, but at least he's a veteran that has a closer's mentality.
  16. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    Whatever. I realize the potential upside, so I'll acknowledge that, but I can see myself looking back on this post in July and vomiting.
  17. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats


    So you're noncomittal on this move. Damn, you could be the world's largest pussy.
  18. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    I can't wait for the first game where Ozzie has to go to the mound to "pull Putz."
  19. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    what are you, yiddish?
  20. sox1970
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    sox1970 Smarter than Terry Bevington

    Putz can also make another 3.25 million in incentives. Makes you wonder what they have in store for him.

    Jenks has to be moved, and if the Yankees want him for Gardner, go for it.
  21. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    Considering the Braves got a reliever for Soriano, I wonder if that's just about what they could get for Jenks. Clearly the Jenks for Upton thoughts were pipe dreams.
  22. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    I was happy about the Mackowiak move as well as getting Betemit. I had no idea Betemit was the worst defender in baseball history. I just thought he could hit.

    Relievers are incredibly unpredictable. Even Thornton might suck. That's just how it goes.
  23. spiffie
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    spiffie Got his zipper stuck

    The curse of BA shall make the Curse of the Bambino appear to be but the mildest of damnations.
  24. Sydney Bristow
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    Sydney Bristow Cassandra of Palehosed

    :applause:
  25. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    Just got the email from the SOX. Gotta be official.
  26. sox1970
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    sox1970 Smarter than Terry Bevington

    I'll still wait for tomorrow's newspaper.
  27. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    I like it. Putz is solid when healthy. It's well worth the risk.
  28. 23Ventura
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    23Ventura Nolan Ryan Puncher

    I've got a good feeling about this move.
  29. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    UNDER THE RADAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!
  30. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    he was insanely good in 2007 (!!!!!!!!!!!!111)
  31. sox1970
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    sox1970 Smarter than Terry Bevington

    The 3.25 mil in incentives are:
    250K for appearances and 3 million in games finished.

    So he's rooting for a Jenks trade.
  32. Sugar My Churros
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    Sugar My Churros Bee Cee Cee

    Is this 3 million in incentives or just staight 3 million? Everything I read makes it sound like its 3 million
  33. sox1970
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    sox1970 Smarter than Terry Bevington

    3 mil base.

    3.25 incentives.

    6.25 possible
  34. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Well-Known Member

    :laff:
  35. sox1970
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    sox1970 Smarter than Terry Bevington

    Grain of salt with Kenny Williams, but Cowley tweets:

  36. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Well-Known Member

    aka trade Jenks to acquire an outfielder
  37. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

  38. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    EJ Bupton!
  39. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

  40. Unregistered
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    With Jeff Cox at third, all we need is Dick Pole and Pete LaCock and we've got the All Penis Team.

    /obligatory
  41. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    throw rusty kuntz in there just so all those fellas have someone to keep them honest
  42. Unregistered
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    That shithead needs to play uninterrupted CF for some garbage NL team because no team trying to compete is going to give him any actual playing time.
  43. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    but seriously, how does jeans so extemperaneously know all the baseball players in the world with penis names
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    It's a hobby of mine that I've had since childhood.
  45. chops
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    chops never met prope

    jeans i'm still waiting for my yankees shit.........
  46. Unregistered
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    You won't give me your mailing address because you know I'll send you sexy magazines.
  47. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    Where does Johnny Dickshot fit into this equation?
  48. Unregistered
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    He died about 10 years ago. Maybe they can retire his number or something.
  49. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    He'll always be alive in my heart.
  50. Unregistered
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    What's cool is that he gave himself the nickname "ugly" in hopes of distracting people away from his last name.

    Ugly Dickshot. That's a player-named video game moniker if I've ever heard one.

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