Discussion in 'Take my Konerko, please?' started by spiffie, May 29, 2012.
I'd rather have Dempster than Greinke. At least Dempster's mangina isn't as massive as Zach's.
Trade for Ozney Guillen to be the guy who shovels up the shit for the ponies*
*or, you know, whatever might shit.
Greinke doesn't really appeal to me. Maybe if we had someone to chart his cy young status I would be more obliging.
Sox scout Greinke
Will Kenny or won't he?
Williams has declared any pitcher he picks up must be tough enough to handle a big market like Chicago and handle American League lineups.
We know he can do the latter. Can he do the former?
Tune in next week. Same High Mileage time. Same High Mileage channel.
Our media is a joke, I really hope he isn't scared about playing here because he's thinking that it's a tough media scene like New York or Philly. Our "hard hitting" media folk are too busy still jerking off Ozzie Guillen while he's 1500 miles from here.
Zack: Prepare your anus for the likes of... Phil Rogers. THE HORROR!
AND BLINKY-EYED, BUCK TEETHED SARAH KUSTOK! /MANGINA
WTF is he talkin about buck teeth?
Bad overbite, sure.
But Sarah Kustok is leaving CSN.
Anyone talking shit about main junior high girl Sarah Kustok can count on me waiting for them in the parking lot.
I really hate those fake jerseys.
One of the most famous jerseys in all of sports, you'd think the counterfeiters could get the colors rights. I've seen them with gray faces. What the...
Here is an ordinary square...
Whoa, whoa... slow down, egghead!
All indications are that Greinke will most likely make his re-entry into the AL in the Rangers series this weekend.
Where the fuck do they get all these bonerific broads for that thing?
No idea good sir, but they never fail to get one for a game.
Why you gotta make-a me feel bad?
Lol at zoso being shocked that they can find a couple hot chicks out of a 22,000 person crowd
What a overly happy drunk that guy is.
"I love my sister, she's the biggest Blackhawks fans and they're gonna win it all for her this year. And I love you, Sarah. You're so pretty."
He's like that guy who won't stop telling you what a good friend you are every time you get drunk with him.
And I bet every song is "his jam"!
I'd be down with giving them Nate Jones, but obviously the Sox aren't going to give them Quintana for 2 months of Greinke.
The only way they should give up Quintana is if their internal thinking is he's a flash in the pan and teams will catch up his second or third time through the league, which is starting now, and he'll never make the needed adjustment. Otherwise, they may have fallen ass backward into a really nice spot where they have a solid cheap lefty for the next 5 years.
It's too bad Heyman says there's no 3-team possibility involving Floyd or Milwaukee just wanting Floyd in a package. That would be their best shot, I think.
Grienke headed to the Angels, according to Rosenthal
Well as that report said, all the Sox really have to give up is guys already on the ML team, so Milwaukee was probably asking for our closer or our #3 starter or some other piece that would have made no sense to trade for a couple months of service. Looks like KW is dead set on getting a SP though, which would make even more sense given the latest Danks non-news.
Meanwhile, that's a crazy stacked rotation for the Angels. Ervin Santana kinda having a shitty year, but he's their #5.
I'm guessing Texas will do whatever they have to to get Josh Johnson now, although that's a riskier proposition.
Well, at least Greinke will get to toil in the comfort of relative obscurity in backwater Anaheim...
Yeah, no pressure there after they sprung for Pujols and Wilson this off season.
Typical zmz. Biggest nitpicky faygot on the board.
Seriously. Fuck, the only place he could go that would be more BFE would be Boston.
Courtesy of Jayson Stark:
Kenny has been amazing this season. I approve of each move.
Do we still have Orlando Cabrera on the team?
Orlando Hudson maybe.
Joe Mauer cleared waivers. If Kenny put in a claim for him think the Twins would just say the hell with it and let the Sox take his 800 billion dollar deal?
I do, but I also wonder if The SOX could possibly ever have another catcher after AY YAY
Only one way to find out!
If he cleared, they'd have to make a deal.
Isn't Mauer going to need to switch to 1B/DH in like a year?
Just this year:
57 games started at 1B/DH
60 games started at catcher