Sox and the Trading Deadline

Discussion in 'Take my Konerko, please?' started by spiffie, May 29, 2012.

  1. Ziggy
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    Ziggy I Can Get Laid in Germany

    I'd rather have Dempster than Greinke. At least Dempster's mangina isn't as massive as Zach's.
  2. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    Trade for Ozney Guillen to be the guy who shovels up the shit for the ponies*


    *or, you know, whatever might shit.
  3. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    Greinke doesn't really appeal to me. Maybe if we had someone to chart his cy young status I would be more obliging.
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  4. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Sox scout Greinke

    Will Kenny or won't he?
    Williams has declared any pitcher he picks up must be tough enough to handle a big market like Chicago and handle American League lineups.
  5. spiffie
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    spiffie Got his zipper stuck

    We know he can do the latter. Can he do the former?

    Tune in next week. Same High Mileage time. Same High Mileage channel.
  6. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Our media is a joke, I really hope he isn't scared about playing here because he's thinking that it's a tough media scene like New York or Philly. Our "hard hitting" media folk are too busy still jerking off Ozzie Guillen while he's 1500 miles from here.

    Zack: Prepare your anus for the likes of... Phil Rogers. THE HORROR! :panic:
  7. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    AND BLINKY-EYED, BUCK TEETHED SARAH KUSTOK! /MANGINA
  8. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    WTF is he talkin about buck teeth?

    :huh:
  9. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Bad overbite, sure.

    Buck teeth?
    :andruw:
  10. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    But Sarah Kustok is leaving CSN. :frown:
  11. BURGH
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    BURGH Lafferty, Daniel

    Anyone talking shit about main junior high girl Sarah Kustok can count on me waiting for them in the parking lot.


    deep dicking
  12. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

  13. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    I really hate those fake jerseys.
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  14. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    One of the most famous jerseys in all of sports, you'd think the counterfeiters could get the colors rights. I've seen them with gray faces. What the...
  15. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  16. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Here is an ordinary square...
    Whoa, whoa... slow down, egghead!
  17. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    All indications are that Greinke will most likely make his re-entry into the AL in the Rangers series this weekend.
  18. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    Where the fuck do they get all these bonerific broads for that thing?
  19. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    No idea good sir, but they never fail to get one for a game.
  20. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Uhh...the seats.
  21. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    Why you gotta make-a me feel bad?
  22. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Lol at zoso being shocked that they can find a couple hot chicks out of a 22,000 person crowd
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  23. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  24. Unregistered
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    :lol:

    What a overly happy drunk that guy is.

    "I love my sister, she's the biggest Blackhawks fans and they're gonna win it all for her this year. And I love you, Sarah. You're so pretty."

    He's like that guy who won't stop telling you what a good friend you are every time you get drunk with him.
  25. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    And I bet every song is "his jam"!
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  27. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    The only way they should give up Quintana is if their internal thinking is he's a flash in the pan and teams will catch up his second or third time through the league, which is starting now, and he'll never make the needed adjustment. Otherwise, they may have fallen ass backward into a really nice spot where they have a solid cheap lefty for the next 5 years.

    It's too bad Heyman says there's no 3-team possibility involving Floyd or Milwaukee just wanting Floyd in a package. That would be their best shot, I think.
  28. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Grienke headed to the Angels, according to Rosenthal

    :meh:
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    Well as that report said, all the Sox really have to give up is guys already on the ML team, so Milwaukee was probably asking for our closer or our #3 starter or some other piece that would have made no sense to trade for a couple months of service. Looks like KW is dead set on getting a SP though, which would make even more sense given the latest Danks non-news.

    Meanwhile, that's a crazy stacked rotation for the Angels. Ervin Santana kinda having a shitty year, but he's their #5.
  30. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    I'm guessing Texas will do whatever they have to to get Josh Johnson now, although that's a riskier proposition.
  31. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Well, at least Greinke will get to toil in the comfort of relative obscurity in backwater Anaheim...
  32. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    Yeah, no pressure there after they sprung for Pujols and Wilson this off season.
  33. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*


    Typical zmz. Biggest nitpicky faygot on the board.
  34. DepaulSox
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    DepaulSox Well-Known Member

    Seriously. Fuck, the only place he could go that would be more BFE would be Boston.

    WE'RE DOOMED.
  35. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Courtesy of Jayson Stark:

  36. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    Kenny has been amazing this season. I approve of each move.
  37. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    Do we still have Orlando Cabrera on the team?
  38. Unregistered
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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    Orlando Hudson maybe.
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  40. spiffie
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    spiffie Got his zipper stuck

    Joe Mauer cleared waivers. If Kenny put in a claim for him think the Twins would just say the hell with it and let the Sox take his 800 billion dollar deal?
  41. Quaye
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    Quaye I basically hate Jeans

    I do, but I also wonder if The SOX could possibly ever have another catcher after AY YAY
  42. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Only one way to find out!
  43. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    If he cleared, they'd have to make a deal.
  44. BURGH
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    BURGH Lafferty, Daniel

    Isn't Mauer going to need to switch to 1B/DH in like a year?


    deep dicking
  45. Iwritecode
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    Iwritecode Writing Code Again

    Just this year:

    57 games started at 1B/DH
    60 games started at catcher

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