*NL Wild Card - Giants @ Mets - 10/5/16*

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  1. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Played with his nuts the whole AB and then shoved them down those faggy NY throats.

    :yesitis:
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  2. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    So, in some other baseball universe, Connor Gillaspie just propelled a baseball team to playoff victory with a clutch 9th inning dong.

    Orange peanut, wow...
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  3. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Surprised that wasn't off Addison Reed.
  4. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Here comes Bumgarner to unfurl his 18-inch cock for the CG W.
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  5. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Fun Bad

    Southsidesox had a bunch of gifs of Gillespie being a socially awkward weirdo.
  6. gbergman
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    gbergman Legendary Drunken Youth

    Cub fans everywhere just shit their pants
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  7. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Good to see Hunter Pence is still a weirdo.
  8. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    Pence just has to look like a spaz at all times.
  9. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Only reason rooting for the giants. Better chance to beat the Cubs
  10. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    Bumgarner looks like he's facing the Rockies on a Tuesday night in May.
  11. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    A gif of a shitty utility player who played for the SOX for one year and having "Robert Fagot, Pinch Runner" pop up may be the best thing this shit site has created
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  12. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    :ovah:

    Enjoy those playoffs, Kubbies.

    :robotdance:
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  13. gbergman
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    gbergman Legendary Drunken Youth

  14. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Bum not givin a fuck about some Cubbies...

    :raccoon:
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  15. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    Fuck the Giants. Conor Gillaspie hits a 3 run dong to catapult them into immortality? It's always a lineup full of overperforming Robert Fagots in San Francisco.

    2010, 2012, 2014, 2016?

    Hat ordered

    :walkoff:

    Working game nights should be interesting. Nothing like driving angry drunk Cub fans in a Giants cap after the Samram-prophesied Areola meltdown that we all know is coming.
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  16. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    My Uber ride from the Loop to TP tonight came courtesy of Ismael, a Moroccan expat with a penchant for psuedo-psychology and late 70's French electronica.

    No reason this shouldn't be a six-figure gig if that's your business model.
  17. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Fun Bad

    Beckham, Shart, Peavy, Gillespie all in that clubhouse. Juggernaut.
  18. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    :burnsauce:

    :yes:
  19. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    :cud:
  20. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    MadBum (worst nickname ever) moving up in best postseason pitchers of all time
  21. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Forgot that Becky, the Shart AND "Big Game" Jake are on the Giants.

    :larry:
  22. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    Dallas Braden called Bumgarner's complete game shutout a "CG shut piece". I don't know how you say something like that and not immediately kill yourself.
  23. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    "Dallas Braden" said something like that? :shocker:
  24. DepaulSox
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    DepaulSox Well-Known Member

    Also let me point out all these cocksuckers who think Sale would do the same thing "if we could just get him that one elusive post-season start". Sale would be down 5-0 before the end of the 2nd inning. Dude gets lit up like a Christmas tree in non-pressure situations, let alone on the mound in front of 50k screaming Jerry Seinfelds.
  25. DepaulSox
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    DepaulSox Well-Known Member

    Fuck the storage unit, see you at Lids tomorrow, bitch. :) Michigan and Lake.
  26. rustysurf83
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    rustysurf83 Cato Institute Shill

    IMO, pitching matchups look bad for Cubs. Expect Lester to piss himself against Cueto, no one stands a chance against Bumgarner, and Lackey has a stupid fucking face
    Last edited: Oct 5, 2016
  27. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

  28. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    I hope the Cubs win it all so the Sox get even more irrelevant in this city.
  29. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

  30. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    :fuckallthat:

    I hope they go 200 years and never win.
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  31. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    I'm not as aggro about the Cubs losing this year as I was last year, but fuck would it be entertaining if they get bounced in the NLDS after a season like that. The thought of Cubs fans having to rationalize "next year" and the "plan" for another offseason makes me cagelaff
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  32. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

  33. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    The Giants are a good team. They did have the best record at the all star break.
  34. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I want it to be EPIC. Like blowing a 3-0 series lead EPIC. Or giving up 8 runs in the bottom of the 9th in Game 7 of the World Series EPIC.
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  35. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

  36. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    So much pressure

    Thank god I'm not a fan of that shit team





    Unless... :thinking:




















    :fuckallthat:
  37. AnthraxFan93
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    AnthraxFan93 BASEBALL GURU

    If I'm a cubs fan, this is the last team I wanted to be playing in the 1st series. I mean they have the best 3b in baseball..
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  38. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    When is game 2?

    /cheeses
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