Milwaukee 3/31-4/1 Roll Call

Discussion in 'SOXual Healing' started by sycked, Mar 27, 2017.

  1. Alanzo
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    Alanzo Well-Known Member

    Interested to hear how milly-walk-kay was. Know the game on Saturday was pretty shitty.
  2. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Game sucked. Local Brews bar was neat but $14 for a 16 oz beer is a bit of a ripoff. Food and more importantly the service is far better than Guaranteed RF.
  3. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    And the crowd was hilarious. Treated the walk off win as game 7 of the World Series.
  4. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Also, :moo: is fairly indicative of the Sox fan base as a whole. smh
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  5. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Depraved Pervert, Wilco Fan Cupcake Mod

    Looks like Ynoa turned into a :fagot:
  6. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Fun Bad

    Been a couple years but I don't really remember thinking much of the food at Miller Park. But also, every time I've been there I've been intoxicated.
  7. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    I didn't eat anything except popcorn. Was too full from tailgating, had a brat and 2 dogs.

    Game was fun. Sat in the 1st row of the 200 level from the 6th or so on. Introduced +1 to sycked & Chae.
  8. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

  9. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    No way; not where we were sitting. The sausage stand behind us was out of everything when we got that (they weren't out just wasn't ready.) Got one of the four cheese brats; it was the size of a breakfast sausage link. After that I went downstairs and waited in a god awful line to get two hot dogs that weren't even really cooked.
  10. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    One of my friends said the tacos were awesome.
  11. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    I like how sycked said the service was good when he got the buffalo chicken fries and it was apparently a big issue in that stand because they were out of a bunch of stuff and it took forever.
  12. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    The tacos, pizzas, and burgers all looked great.

    I just mostly enjoy not spending an entire inning in line for a beer and a hot dog.
  13. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    :andruw:

    We waited in line forever, and then they skimped +1 on the chicken strips. There were only 2 and I saw other people with 3 of them.
  14. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Also, my brother tried to use his voucher on roasted nuts, and when he got to the front of the line they said they weren't taking them at that stand. Grinded his gears.
  15. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Anyway, the best thing was the Miller Lite beer guy standing at the back of the line for the Local Brews stand. He was yelling something about having a real man's beer.
  16. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    The only line I didn't wait in an inning for was the canned beer line and I had to settle for a Shandy.
  17. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    That's odd; even the beer guys were taking them.
  18. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Maybe after me, but I didn't have any issue. Also, by then it was the 7th inning of a game they likely expected 10k-15k people to attend and prepped for accordingly.
  19. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Does your brother go by Rusty? We saw him in line and sycked called him Rusty and afterward tells me he hopes that was his name.
  20. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    There were some douchebag younger kids in our section probably 22ish I would guess. A couple of them pulled out those e-cigs or vape pens whatever you call it. Well security is all over it. They demanded that security get a rule book to show them where it says they can't vape. So after like 10 minutes they kick this kid out and part of my section starts heckling them. One of the kids give us the double bird salute and yells "White Sox fucking suck." If I wasn't holding my son I probably would have popped him.
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  21. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    They didn't expect that 60% of the people in Sox gear were pushing 300 lbs and would be eating the equivalent of three meals during the game. (Although lets be honest, that's pretty much the norm in Wisconsin)

    There was this woman wearing a Hjalmarsson jersey that had to be actually close to 300 lbs. Sycked complained about how Sox fans are embarrassing
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  22. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    I ate three times, I think, if you count stuff +1 purchased.

    :doublewide:
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  23. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Yes. He has a real name, but has gone by Rusty for the most part since like 2nd grade.
  24. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

  25. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

  26. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    The highlight for me was Saturday night when a very drunk sycked was yelling "RF Maurice bar! RF Maurice bar!" because my buddy and his +1 led us into some dance type bar downtown (I would say it was more like a club but people were wearing hoodies and dad jeans inside... apparently no one in Milwaukee dresses up) where they are more minorities than you'd expect at a similar place in Chicago I guess.

    Me and sycked's +1 kept telling him it was like 80% white to no avail.
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  27. Deuce
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    Deuce Has Dysentery

    The man calls it like he sees it... blurry.
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  28. Ziggy
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    Ziggy I Can Get Laid in Germany

    Sycked drunk haps for 2018 TOS nomination?
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  29. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Shut up
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  30. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    People saying RF should be TOS bound for sure.
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  31. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    I should open a place and call it "RF Maurice Bar."
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  32. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Depraved Pervert, Wilco Fan Cupcake Mod

    "Canadians"
  33. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    [​IMG]
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  34. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    To be clear he actually said "RF Maurice" not the 'real' words
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  35. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Why not bring light board racism into the IRL, I say
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