Kubbie Klown Haps 2016

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  1. Cheeses
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    Ran into this on my meandering bike road home. :twitch:


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  2. CaptainBallz
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  3. Unregistered
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    Get those dicks out, Cubs fans!
  4. Cheeses
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    Any of you fellas have a hankering for short-haired zoftig post-menopausal gals from Hoffman Estates, tonight's your chance at Clark and Addison.
  5. itsnotrequired
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    i could listen to jackson browne if my hair was on fire
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  6. Cheeses
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    He wrote some good jams that Nico covered.

    :airguitar:
  7. CaptainBallz
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    Do people still feel the need to deck out in FLUBS gear for every damn show at Wrigley even though it's no longer a "special event" in any sense of the word(s)? Of course they do, because this city is full of total fucking gay gentlemen.

    Going to see GNeffingR tomorrow @ Soldier Field. Dressing as :bearman: like a true Chicagoland dingleberry
  8. Cheeses
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    Bought a GNR ticket for a coworker since he didn't have the right credit card for the presale. He immediately reimbursed me, so all good on that front.

    Then I got the string of e-mails from Ticketmaster since then, each one asking if my boner was sufficiently fluffed. Couldn't find any way to unsubscribe.

    :heston:
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    these days

    :jb:
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  11. IWMB
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    I've got 3 friends going tomorrow night. One of the tickets was mine initially, decided I didn't care to spend $90 on GnR :shrug:
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  13. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    NL All Star starting lineup is practically the Cubs starting lineup. Lot of Red Sox for the AL.

    :yawn:
  14. Zoso
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    The all star game, like all things, can suck my dick and drink my cum after I ate a lot of garlic
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  15. rustysurf83
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    rustysurf83 Cato Institute Shill

    Quintana fucked over yet again, at least he should be used to it by now. Pretty fucking stupid that an exhibition game between the stupid fucking Cubs and stupid fucking Red Sox is going to decide home field for the WS.
  16. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Since their red-hot 25-6 start, the Flubs are a pedestrian 27-26 (they have won 5 of their last 17)

    Premature beejers?
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  17. Cheeses
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    Dicks may have been sucked too early, yes.
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  19. IWMB
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    Believe they're behind the 2005!!1! pace now.
  20. Cheeses
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  21. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Please tell me there's an animated .gif of this.
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  22. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Reportedly, the dude is pretty fucked up.

    Chance are this started with, "Bro, hold my beer."
  23. Cheeses
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  24. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Arrieta is 3-4 with a 5.36 ERA in his last 7 starts.

    :andruw:
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  25. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Jake Rodon
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  27. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Jose Contreras meltdown :praying:
  28. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Good. Came across as an enormous narcissistic douche bag, beyond that of a normal pro athlete in the ESPN body article that people wouldn't STFU about a week ago.
  29. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Favorite ex-Cub

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  30. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Jesus used to be a big Twins fan, in defiance of His Dad who loves the Yankees
  31. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Fun Bad

    Pirates have picked up 8 games on the Cubs over the last 10.

    Still 6.5 games back.

    :gun2:
  32. CaptainBallz
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    Cubs Nation entering the break

    :gun2:
  33. Team Speed
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    Cubs have 29 of the next 33 at home, the Cell, or Milwaukee.

    :wank:
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  35. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    MLB doing what they can to ensure these homos get into October.

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  36. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    They don't have a problem getting to October.

    Their problem is staying there.
  37. skottyj
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    Giordano's and Vienna Beef are collaborating on the Chicago-Style Hot Dog Deep Dish Pizza. The unholy matrimony of Chicago foodstuffs features Giordano's personal cheese deep dish pizza crust topped with chopped hot dogs and traditional Chicago-style hot dog toppings including tomatoes, onions, sport peppers and mustard.
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  39. Ziggy
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    Like all things sCrUB

    :gay:
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  40. Cheeses
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  41. CaptainBallz
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    Cubs land Chapman

    :greatjob:
  42. y2chae
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    They gave up too much

    Also some Cubs bro fan called into 670 this morning and said since he was never charged of domestic assault we shouldn't act like he actually beat up his girlfriend
  43. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    I agree I think they gave up too much (unless they think they can re-sign him) but they are in full go for it mode and this is one of the reasons they collected these prospects
  44. y2chae
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    It's just odd because Theo said the philosophy was to try and make the playoffs 10 straight years because the playoffs are a lottery basically instead of mortgaging the future for a rental. I think Miller who is at least under contract for 1 more year would've made more sense.
  45. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    I agree that Miller made more sensebut the main player in this trade was Torres although he is supposed to be a stud the Cubs are set at shortstop and second base for the next 10 years if things pan out with Russel and Baez. Looks like they dealt from an area of strength and didnt leave the cupboard bare. Also, like I said maybe the Cubs think they can re-sign Chapman, they have the cash to do it, I think it will just come down to years
  46. Cheeses
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    Makes this week's developments just that much more :gun2:
  47. skottyj
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    The White Sox would have traded for Tracy Chapman. "We not only wanted a fast pitcher but we wanted a fast car" - Kenny Williams.
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  48. y2chae
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    It's great for the possible Sale trade. If the market for a rental of Chapman is 2 top 100 prospects and a MLB quality pitcher, what is Sale worth? 6 top 100 prospects?
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  49. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Cubs are so young and deep anyway, WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO PLAY, DJ?
  50. gbergman
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    Too bad Schwarber was not healthy. They could easily dump him off to an AL team and get some more pitching depth.
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