Jake Burger

Discussion in 'Trolling for Minors' started by maurice, Jul 21, 2017.

  1. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Going 5-5 earned a dedicated thread for this future fan favorite:


    https://www.milb.com/milb/news/chic...-posts-five-hit-night/c-243460636/t-185364810
  2. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    I grew up a Paul Konerko guy. I tried to model my swing off of him and my approach at the plate,

    :jb:
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  3. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    :meatball:
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  4. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    GiDPaulie had a really nice swing tho.
  5. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

  6. itsnotrequired
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    itsnotrequired Has Had Sex With His Wife At Least Thrice Can Post in Locked Threads

    is he going to do the batting glove thing?
  7. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Certain HOFers PK and JB.
  8. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

  9. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Having nearly run out of shit to do, he bunts for a hit in the 11th inning, setting up the game winning run.

    Not to be outdone, IF Grant Massey pitches 3 innings of scoreless relief to earn the W.
  10. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

  11. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago



    :greatjob:
  12. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    So pretty much like most minor league players
  13. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Most minor league players didn't get a $3.7MM signing bonus. Not saying at all that he needs to spend lavishly, but for fuck sakes kid, sleep on a real bed.
  14. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    This dude (doesn't) fuck.

    :andruw:
  15. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    This dude might not be broke at age 40...

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