Injuries & Transactions

Discussion in 'SOXual Healing' started by IWMB, Apr 23, 2016.

  1. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Me when I think back on the Sands era: :jb:
















    Actually, it's more like :cud:
  2. October
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    October Local Pessimist

    Sands was terrible. He did go deep in when I was in attendance however.
  3. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

  4. IWMB
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    Never has your signature gif rang so true
  5. Mercy
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    Anybody know the status of that poor guy who got k.o.'d by Shuck trying to make a catch in left-center?
  6. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Sent back down, as Melky is back tonight.
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    Guess he got a war story out of it: walk - hit by pitch - hit by center fielder - sent back down. Glad to see Melky back. And Jackson, who people around here seem to dis a lot.
  8. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Not really. It's mostly trolling Anthrax who proclaimed Austin a "failure" a few weeks in, even when Eaton was slaying it in RF, for reasons unknown.
  9. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Much of the anti-Jackson comments is everyone trolling Anthrax.
  10. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  11. Mercy
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    lol. Thanks.
    And in my case, last year or decade
  12. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  13. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    I missed your use of the word "trolling."

    :pardonme:
  14. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Your ACT score for Reading was obviously 0!
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  15. Cheeses
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    Let's not forget our dear October, who we really owe the "dogshit" quote to:

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  17. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Well, October was right with the Texas game being the moment the dam burst. What a bunch of gay gentlemen we root for.
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  19. October
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    And the night before was the most excited I'd been about a White Sox regular season win since 2012. 23-10. Superstar acquisition hits a slam in a game that most Sox teams would have rolled over and died in. The next night and every game leading up to today... :tyler:

    Usually you can't remember every single win a team has had in a month: Sale dominates Stros, Sale dominates Yankees, Rodon dominates KC, game 1 win of doubleheader against the Tribe that they tried their hardest to lose, Frazier and Saladino homer to beat the Mets, and Fatt Albers hits a double to beat the Mets.
  20. October
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  21. IWMB
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    We'll always have April 2016

    :jb:
  22. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Dan Hayes called it yesterday. 7.25 ERA in May ain't gonna cut the mustard.
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    Yeah, Latos was the one stopping us from winning any games over the last 5 weeks. Great job.

    Meanwhile, Robin probably got to go in and tell him.
  24. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Danish called up. This will end well.
  25. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Apparently, Latos refused to be demoted to the pen, so of course, Robin being the candy ass he is relented and put Gonzo there. At least Hahn shows some sense a week later.
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    Ha, that's funny. That's exactly the scenario we predicted. Gonzo staying in the rotation unless Latos refused to be put in the pen. Sure enough...

    Anyway, we'll always have April. When nothing could go wrong.
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    Apparently Justin Morneau just signed with the Sox for 1-year/ $1 million.
  28. skottyj
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    I hate this organization.
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    Iwritecode Writing Code Again

  30. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    And, also as predicted, fucking Morneau. They guy who ended his friendship with Crain because he signed "with the enemy"

    :fuckit:
  31. IWMB
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    This is comical.
  32. skottyj
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    White Sox place Justin Morneau on 15-day disabled list to continue recovery from off-season surgery to repair primary flexor in left elbow
  33. IWMB
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    "He is close to being ready to begin a rehab assignment, & we project him available in Chicago around mid-to-late July." – Hahn on Morneau

    :fever:
  34. Cheeses
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  35. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Anyone want to hit the next Cubs homestand?
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  36. Pig
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    It's only been 10 years since he won MVP. Typical Sox would have signed him in 2020.

    This is going great!
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    Uhhh. what exactly the fuck is the plan here, guys?

    Seeming more and more like we should've gotten Lincecum, too, purely for fuck it value.
  38. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    Here are Justin's home and away splits last year (when he played in Colorado, mind you):

    2015
    Home:
    78 PA, .397/.436/.589
    Away: 104 PA, .242/.308/.358
  39. samram
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    Mid-late July sounds about right for when they win 5 straight and get to within 4 of the second wild card (but with 3 teams between them and the second wild card) and they pretend Morneau is just what they need. Then they have a weekend series somewhere and get swept and go away for the rest of the season.
  40. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    So why make all these moves and not fire Robin?
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  41. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Signing an over the hill guy who used to kill us when he played for a top division team?

    Such a KW move.
  42. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    KW and team want to win the 2007 World Series. Brad Hawpe can't cost too much. Maybe sign Brandon Webb to take over for Latos.
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  43. October
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    October Local Pessimist

    Worst run organization in sports.
  44. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    Here's every player with a 5+ RBI game against the Sox in the last 10 years if you want some insights into who else we may pick up over the course of the year:

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  45. Unregistered
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    I believe that's called putting lipstick on a pig.
  46. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    Here's +.900 OPS guys from 2005-2010 for better reference if/when we acquire Jack Cust.

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  47. October
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    October Local Pessimist

    Grady Sizemore and Carl Crawford are available.
  48. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Trade to get the Alomar brothers coming soon
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  49. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Look at #12

    :jb:
  50. maurice
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    We kid, but the Sox previously have been rumored as trying to get Cust and several other guys on those lists. (not this year) Hell, a bunch of them already have played for the Sox.

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