Hoops Haps

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by FedEx, Aug 20, 2016.

  1. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    saddest display of basketball this city has ever seen
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  2. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Level of play was low for a South Side park but extremely high for a baseball nerd website.
  3. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Fed and zmz were the best players. Fed took over the second game like he was Russell Westbrook and brought us back from a 13-10 deficit to a 16-14 win. No one made a 3 point shot.

    Overall I'd say the game was a success. However as IWMB said, the next one will probably be in 10 years
  4. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    :shocker:
  5. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    :helloexactly:

    With his size/skill combo, zmz could've scored on every possession if he felt like it.

    I played out of my mind for being the smallest guy who also is in his 40s and hasn't played against other adults in 20 years.

    The one guy who was shorter than me was pretty damn impressive too.
  6. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    I would've stuffed zmz
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  7. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  8. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    :ok:
  9. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    :ohmy:
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  10. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Bevi beat me to it.

    :kick:
  11. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    :stanley:
  12. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    You'd think he was black with this type of old white guy analysis.

    I also blocked him like 4 times and am aware of how to play defense but thanks for calling.
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  13. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

  14. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    Do you need me to go on a personal 6-1 run again?

    :devito:
  15. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

  16. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    :lol:

    Z could've done that any time he wanted. He passed like 9 out of every 10 times he touched the ball, even when he was 5' from the basket. He also only blocked like 1 shot. That's as many blocks as I had and fewer than Chae had.

    I guess he just really sucks and definitely didn't take it easy because it was just a friendly pickup game against 4 fat guys and a 10 year old.
  17. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    :okay:

    But seriously, Z had a very nice mid range jumper and played well. I'm not bad mouthing him more trying to understand why Mo is incapable of giving me any credit for my play :hello:
  18. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    White privilege?
  19. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Main Man R treading close to a nom here.
  20. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    I think we all played way better than I expected for Hosed Hoops Haps. That includes you too, Fed. Sorry you got mad because I singled out Z to say something nice. (Probably the only time I've ever said something nice about him ever.) My bad.

    Besides, it's not like I bitched you out for missing like 8 uncontested fade-aways in a row.
    :hello:
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  21. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Anyone up for a game Saturday the 10th?
  22. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    I'm in f@ggots. It's gonna be a blood bath. You guys fucked up
  23. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Gayme would have to be at like 9 am for me to play
  24. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    5-1, I put up a bucket after a key offensive rebound. This is the skill set needed to beat high school girls in basketball.

    But for real you did go off after Mo called you out on the fadeaways so you just on kept driving to the hoop
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  25. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    I might be umping but if not I'll play.
  26. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    I was like 1 for 8 in wide open layup attempts but for some reason shot like 65% on 10 feet base line jumpers. I admit, I do kind of a have a choke factor in easy shot attempts like that
  27. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    He said I never went left or used my left hand so I hit 3 layups in a row with my left :)
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  28. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    I'll throw out 9/24 as well. Then we can go and get bossed at the 312 Block Party afterwards.
  29. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    That's right he called you Jeremy Lin. The irony with the Asian guy playing.

    I'm Antoine Walker. Fat guy who likes to chuck 3's even though he's not good at them
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  30. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    I'll check both days to make sure but I think I'm good for either.
  31. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    I was hungover af and needed to take like 3 plays off for every 1 play I tried. Also was lazy on defense like every single NBA player
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  32. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    I slapped the ground and pulled up my shorts on every possession to let zmz know I meant business/am white.

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  33. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Or Chance Fest at Guaranteed Loss Field.
  34. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    Is WSI passing out rips if you joke about the new field name?
  35. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Cheapest tickets on Stubhub are $90 (and the obstructed view OF seats) and everyone outside of Chance is very meh or shitty

    :pass2:
  36. Iwritecode
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    Iwritecode Writing Code Again

    :nod:
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  37. Iwritecode
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    Iwritecode Writing Code Again

    It is becoming an increasing problem where every single thread is becoming about replacing Robin or other management personnel.

    Posts that do this from now on will be trashed to the Roadhouse. Repeated violators will be warned.

    Let's try to keep threads on topic and not force the mods to work to clean up so many messes. There is plenty of places to gripe about those topics you don't need to force every single thread to discuss it.

    This is NOT up for discussion.
  38. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Really trying to kill off the remaining 30 or 40 posters, eh?
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  39. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    I'll stay under these conditions
  40. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  41. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :mj:

    What a gay gentleman
  42. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    That was a great meme before memes were a thing.
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  43. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    I still get message board reminders every year when I registered just to post that ridiculousness. Got one the other week to some TV show board where my handle was BeaGreatTodayArthur.
  44. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Man to be that much of a stiff over all these years, have to wonder how boring the guy is in person
  45. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    No one stays within the lines straighter than ol Voodoo.
  46. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Aubergine Dreams

    Probably drives the speed limit, doesn't remove the tag from a mattress, also probably a huge couponer and stamp collector.
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  47. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Keeps his TV calibrated at factory settings, alarm set to any :00 hour and eats dessert after dinner, always.
  48. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Fucking jocks
  49. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    Is it really dead now?
  50. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    And deaf
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