*Games 46-49 - Tigers (22-23) @ SOX (20-25) - May 26-28*

Discussion in 'Game Day' started by Cheeses, May 25, 2017.

  1. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    I was close to Mo's 'hood after the game on Sunday but instead put my KNEEPADS on and was by OBAMA's Hyde Park mansion heh HEH............................. ...................................
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  2. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    What would be the point of that? If it's a straight DH there's no need to stop til when people would be leaving, so after game 2.

    FWIW, I think the only DH I've been to was Rodon's 1st start a couple years ago and I can't remember what they did.
  3. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    7th inning rules are league-wide, though... :dunno:
  4. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    I never get mad at kids or dogs, and I don't care about the bottle. In fact, I have another one just like it. But you really need to start punishing him for not listening when you and your wife tell him not to do something. It's potentially dangerous (as in this example) and always disrespectful.

    As soon as #2 comes along, you will quickly stop thinking of #1 as a baby who can't be expected to comply. Might as well start now.
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  6. itsnotrequired
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    i left my kids with you clowns at the tailgate/seats on the regular and they turned out tv.
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  7. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    You two guys are next for scolding.

    [​IMG]
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  8. Deuce
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    Hey, not all of us are born awesome parents. I personally appreciate the advice. As for not scolding, it was equal parts me being a lazy fuck and sore as shit from pulling carpet the day before. Not adverse to a good wake up smack to the back of the head, but I do object getting up and walking over to do it.
  9. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    I mostly appreciated your wife blaming you for it, even though she was sitting 3 feet away.

    Unsure how to react to the kid laughing, "I'm a bad boy, hahaha" repeatedly as he rolled around on my lap.
  10. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    Stab the kid with the broken neck of the bottle next time? :dunno:
  11. Deuce
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    Deuce Has Dysentery

    Disciplining wife is a bit more complicated in public.

    Gotta work with what you got, I guess.
  12. itsnotrequired
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    :bigern:
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  13. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Jesus Christ. I guess it's a good thing you went to Hyde Park instead.
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  14. skottyj
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    Didn't know you were so edgy; "pulling carpet" with a pregnant wife. I didn't want to go anywhere near it when my wife was with child. Was afraid a hand was going to reach out and grab my nose.
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  15. Alanzo
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    I think he was literally pulling up carpet??????????????????
  16. Deuce
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    I was literally pulled up carpet. I bought a townhouse in RF and it had the shittiest carpet in it. Pulled the carpet and the foam padding, cut and rolled both, pried off the tack strips and methodically pulled every fucking staple and nail off the goddamn floor over two days. Next time, I'll just burn the place down instead.

    Totally going to bang my pregnant wife once we move in.
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  17. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    Did that once. And the tile underneath was asbestos.

    :gun2:
  18. y2chae
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    You bought a townhouse in Rockford?
  19. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    River Forest
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  20. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    :fagot:
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  21. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Maybe me and Deuce will be neighbors one day. I've looked at that area
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  22. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    RF townhouse, my God.
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