Fantasy Football 2017

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by BeviBall, Aug 9, 2017.

  1. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Almost that time again.

    Both the league's I was in dissolved. Is there renewed interest in starting one? I have 3 friends looking to join.
  2. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    I'm assuming the role as commish for my work league, which has been plagued by lame gay gentlemen not setting lineups and basically checking out for most of the year, so I'm reducing the number of teams to 10 and hopefully making it a cash buy-in. That'll probably keep me busy all year.
  3. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  4. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Your loss. My rules will be the best you've ever seen. Guaranteed.
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  5. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    10 - 12 teams, PPR

    2 QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, 1 TE, 1 FLEX, 1 D/ST. NO FUCKING KICKERS.

    Head-to-head + top 5/6 highest scores for a possibility of 2-0, 1-1, 0-2 each week.

    Weekly high score cash awards.

    Snake draft. FAAB for waivers.

    Keeper league (2 + rookie). Keepers expire in 3 years. No players drafted in first 3 rounds eligible.

    2 point bonus for TDs scored if a QB rushes or receives, RB receives or throws, WR/TE rushes or throws.
    Last edited: Aug 9, 2017
  6. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  7. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

  8. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Only bergman, sycked, chae and possibly IWMB (doubtful at best) would be cool enough to contemplate this. Ox too busy for us now.
  9. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    I run one at the office. I don't even want to be involved with that one anymore.
  10. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    I get it. I almost wouldn't mind never playing again but I want to try a league with these rules just once.
  11. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Keeper league

    :pass2:
  12. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Spoken like a shitty drafter.
  13. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    I've whittled down from doing 1 baseball, 1 basketball, and 6 football leagues, to doing one maybe two football leagues. Lost interest quite a few years back when my job went from sitting in front of a computer all day to not having access until night most times, by then I am very teacher tired and just want to chill with the oxlets.

    :pass2:
  14. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :fruit:

    Who's playing the arcade in the late morning all the time?
  15. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    I think I'm done with all fantasy sports after this baseball season wraps up. I don't have any fun in these leagues.
  16. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Those are days I'm in the office, I haven't seen the office in two weeks and probably won't again until mid September :sexyparty:
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  17. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    :dmitri:
  18. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Keepers are fun if handled the right way. Short contracts and eliminating the top 30 right off the bat makes it work well.
  19. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    I like the no kicker part. My roommates think I'm dumb for advocating that.
  20. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    You could use a kicker in your FLEX position if you were so inclined...
  21. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Pick the right kicker, doe.

    :crankit:
  22. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    I'm actually very interested. Been wanting to a 2QB or Super Flex, and I haven't heard anything about my 3rd league to this point, which I've only been in for a year so I'm really not attached to it.
  23. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :notbad2:

    I think I have 7 confirmed and need 3/5 more.
  24. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    What are you thinking for buy in?
  25. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Nothing too crazy. Maybe $50-$75? Or maybe $100 if we do weekly cash awards?
  26. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    I think 10 would be the sweet spot for a 2 QB league.
  27. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Oh, and I'll accept PayPal
  28. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Cool, yeah count me in.
  29. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :batman:

    We'll work on a late August draft night.
  30. chops
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    chops never met prope

    How much?
  31. chops
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    chops never met prope

    I'm also in.
  32. chops
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    chops never met prope

    And I didn't read post #25.

    I'm still in.
  33. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Bevi told me it was filled, but there's only 3 registered so far

    [​IMG]

    (fix this fucking tag, Cheeses)
  34. chops
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    chops never met prope

  35. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Chopper, my guess is that at least 1-2 will bail. We currently have 10 but, yeah, only 3 have actually registered.
  36. chops
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    chops never met prope

    Kick out chae.
  37. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Just sent out reminders to these lazy fucks.
  38. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    He ain't in.
  39. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    I have zero faith that people here will actually go through with a $50 league.

    If you guys get some odd number like 9 or 11 in and paid, I'll join to complete the league but again, I expect people to bail.
    Last edited: Aug 14, 2017
  40. chops
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    chops never met prope

    I'm in before chae.
  41. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    It's a hundo and only IWMB is in it from the board... so far...

    :richierich:
  42. BURGH
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    BURGH Lafferty, Daniel

    Tell me more about your fantasy football teams
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  43. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

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    SOX esque
  44. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

  45. chops
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    chops never met prope

    douchechilling indeed
  46. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    One of my leagues has a Goldman. That's much better than his actual name.
  47. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Playing Bevi week 1

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    :anus:
  48. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  49. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Wish Chips would have let us know sooner that he was folding the keeper league, I would have participated in this then :sad:
  50. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

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