Fantasy Football - 2016

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by BeviBall, Aug 4, 2016.

  1. IWMB
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    :helloexactly:

    Look it up, oldman. Search their names on Twitter, FFS.
  2. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    :lenny:
  3. IWMB
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    Apparently Cam was seen riding a Segway in downtown Charlotte on Monday.

    Some concussion protocol.
  4. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    I'm playing someone who doesn't sub for byes and I will probably lose based on how much cock my players are swallowing. Jordy, Witten, Maclin... :gg: all.
  5. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Didn't start Ware but hopefully that won't cost me. As long as the Seahawks D doesn't do something nutso, I should be good.
  6. IWMB
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    Nelson & Coleman :poo:

    5 point lead, got Floyd vs. Johnson tomorrow
  7. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  8. itsnotrequired
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    itsnotrequired Has Had Sex With His Wife At Least Thrice Can Post in Locked Threads

    had golden tate on my bench, opponent started beckham jr

    :livia:
  9. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Adam Vinatieri saving my week?

    :what:
  10. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Down only 19 entering tonight, where I have both QBs playing tonight on my team and my opponent only has the Jets kicker. After almost a half of play...still down 15.

    :uptheass:
  11. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    your QBs are Fitzpatrick and Palmer?

    :kobe2:
  12. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    I have Cam, but...:larry:

    Fitz is my backup. He sucks.
  13. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Lost by 3.

    :uptheass:
  14. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Fitzpatrick vs. Cleveland

    or

    Carson Palmer vs. Carolina

    What say ye?
  15. IWMB
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    A fucking tie, all because this league doesn't have fractional points for yardage. Came down to Gordon's last reception.

    :fuckeverybody:

    Good thing this is my 3rd league I don't really give a shit about.
  16. y2chae
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    Never understood why anyone wouldn't use fractional points. It's more accurate and a tie would be so rare, seen it happen once in like 10 years
  17. IWMB
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    Cuz commish is a d-bag
  18. IWMB
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    Of course this game is gonna go to overtime and give Elliott and Matthews another chance.
  19. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Cheeses gets an OT TD from Witten.
  20. IWMB
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    Touchdown someone else, I hold on by 3

    :yes:
  21. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    I have Witten. May have saved my week.

    :yes:
  22. IWMB
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    Just discovered that the tiebreak is bench points. So fucking stupid, but...

    #flytheW
  23. NeilSoxFan
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    Bench point tiebreaker? Pretty lame if you have a bunch of bye weeks stacked up.
  24. IWMB
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    It doesn't make any sense at all. Favors rostering multiple QBs, which I generally find dumb.
  25. IWMB
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    Get an email from the commish of league #3 with proposed keeper rules.

    Me: Oh, so this is a keeper now?

    :fuckallthat:

    Tell me that before I draft so I can plan accordingly. Won't be playing again if they make it one.
  26. IWMB
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    Was debating sitting Cam for Eli this week, since fuck Thursdays. I picked him up since he's got the Bears and then Browns. But I'm already starting him in another league for Ryan and didn't want to potentially get boned twice.

    :gar:
  27. Cheeses
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  28. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    Lost by 0.09

    :hulk:
  29. IWMB
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    Lost by 5.4 with Cam. Had I started Eli, I'd have lost by less than a point...a missed Hopkins XP

    So...glad I avoided that.
  30. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Amazing what happens when Cam plays like Cam.

    :yes:
  31. y2chae
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    Amari Cooper and Greg Olsen putting some RF numbers today for me
  32. IWMB
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    Having a horrible week. 1 season came to an end for me. Not that it matters, as I would be without Mariota & Murray next week, the rounds are 2 weeks, so I'd be playing a huge disadvantage in the 1st round anyway.
  33. IWMB
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    Suffered through that awful game tonight. My playoff spot was secured but my side bet was not. Guy ended up losing by 6, to finish 1-4 in his last 5 and miss the playoffs.

    :haha:

    I win $150, more like don't lose $150, by way of my buy-in being covered next year and not having to pay his. Playoffs are a bonus from here.
  34. Cheeses
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    Missed the playoffs by 1 W. Mediocre injury plagued season comes to a merciful end.

    :fuckeverybody:
  35. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    Made the playoffs as the final seed at 7-6. Top team was 8-5.

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  36. Stockdale4Veep
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    Barely made playoffs in my beer league. Other league I ran roughshot all season, got the second bye cuz I went 1-2 last 3 weeks with a green going down. essentially I learned too PITT passing offense is unreliable outside antonio brown
  37. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    No playoffs for me, mostly thanks to injuries and Cam being a shitface. Bortles killing every other Jax player also to blame.

    :uptheass:
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  38. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    I'm in with the third seed at 8-5, with the highest scoring team in the league.
  39. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    First ever year, since I've played since 1987, that I've had a sub-500 team.


    :ecstasy:
  40. IWMB
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  41. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    I can't even fathom how many times I've jerked off and fell asleep after... hungry.
  42. IWMB
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    Excellent 1st night of the playoffs.

    1 team has Murray. The other went against Carr.

    My buddy has Stafford at home against the Bears, and he went ahead and started the guy going on the road on a Thursday against a top 10 D (on pts) in 20 degree weather.

    :balelaff:
  43. Pig
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    Opponent (1 seed) got 12 points out of Carr, Cooper, and KC defense. Great start for me too.

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  44. IWMB
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    Getting cunt punched by Bell, chalking that one up as a loss.

    Still with a decent shot in the other one.
  45. IWMB
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    Coleman + Nelson + Falcons D =

    :walkoff:

    Going to the semis for the 5th time in 6 years of this league :swingingdick:
  46. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Gurley garbage TD gets me within 2 points :praying:
  47. Stockdale4Veep
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    Stockdale4Veep Knows the Dewey Decimal System

    Good thing I had a bye. 26 points with 1 going tomorrow
  48. IWMB
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    :hawks:

    Not bad for zero touchdowns all of Sunday. $300 down, $300 to go...
  49. IWMB
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