Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by CrazyButtfuckMcGee, Aug 4, 2016.
Look it up, oldman. Search their names on Twitter, FFS.
Apparently Cam was seen riding a Segway in downtown Charlotte on Monday.
Some concussion protocol.
I'm playing someone who doesn't sub for byes and I will probably lose based on how much cock my players are swallowing. Jordy, Witten, Maclin... all.
Didn't start Ware but hopefully that won't cost me. As long as the Seahawks D doesn't do something nutso, I should be good.
Nelson & Coleman
5 point lead, got Floyd vs. Johnson tomorrow
had golden tate on my bench, opponent started beckham jr
Adam Vinatieri saving my week?
Down only 19 entering tonight, where I have both QBs playing tonight on my team and my opponent only has the Jets kicker. After almost a half of play...still down 15.
your QBs are Fitzpatrick and Palmer?
I have Cam, but...
Fitz is my backup. He sucks.
Lost by 3.
Fitzpatrick vs. Cleveland
Carson Palmer vs. Carolina
What say ye?
A fucking tie, all because this league doesn't have fractional points for yardage. Came down to Gordon's last reception.
Good thing this is my 3rd league I don't really give a shit about.
Never understood why anyone wouldn't use fractional points. It's more accurate and a tie would be so rare, seen it happen once in like 10 years
Cuz commish is a d-bag
Of course this game is gonna go to overtime and give Elliott and Matthews another chance.
Cheeses gets an OT TD from Witten.
Touchdown someone else, I hold on by 3
I have Witten. May have saved my week.
Just discovered that the tiebreak is bench points. So fucking stupid, but...
Bench point tiebreaker? Pretty lame if you have a bunch of bye weeks stacked up.
It doesn't make any sense at all. Favors rostering multiple QBs, which I generally find dumb.
Get an email from the commish of league #3 with proposed keeper rules.
Me: Oh, so this is a keeper now?
Tell me that before I draft so I can plan accordingly. Won't be playing again if they make it one.
Was debating sitting Cam for Eli this week, since fuck Thursdays. I picked him up since he's got the Bears and then Browns. But I'm already starting him in another league for Ryan and didn't want to potentially get boned twice.
Lost by 0.09
Lost by 5.4 with Cam. Had I started Eli, I'd have lost by less than a point...a missed Hopkins XP
So...glad I avoided that.
Amazing what happens when Cam plays like Cam.
Amari Cooper and Greg Olsen putting some RF numbers today for me
Having a horrible week. 1 season came to an end for me. Not that it matters, as I would be without Mariota & Murray next week, the rounds are 2 weeks, so I'd be playing a huge disadvantage in the 1st round anyway.
Suffered through that awful game tonight. My playoff spot was secured but my side bet was not. Guy ended up losing by 6, to finish 1-4 in his last 5 and miss the playoffs.
I win $150, more like don't lose $150, by way of my buy-in being covered next year and not having to pay his. Playoffs are a bonus from here.
Missed the playoffs by 1 W. Mediocre injury plagued season comes to a merciful end.
Made the playoffs as the final seed at 7-6. Top team was 8-5.
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Barely made playoffs in my beer league. Other league I ran roughshot all season, got the second bye cuz I went 1-2 last 3 weeks with a green going down. essentially I learned too PITT passing offense is unreliable outside antonio brown
No playoffs for me, mostly thanks to injuries and Cam being a shitface. Bortles killing every other Jax player also to blame.
I'm in with the third seed at 8-5, with the highest scoring team in the league.
First ever year, since I've played since 1987, that I've had a sub-500 team.
I can't even fathom how many times I've jerked off and fell asleep after... hungry.
Excellent 1st night of the playoffs.
1 team has Murray. The other went against Carr.
My buddy has Stafford at home against the Bears, and he went ahead and started the guy going on the road on a Thursday against a top 10 D (on pts) in 20 degree weather.
Opponent (1 seed) got 12 points out of Carr, Cooper, and KC defense. Great start for me too.
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Getting cunt punched by Bell, chalking that one up as a loss.
Still with a decent shot in the other one.
Coleman + Nelson + Falcons D =
Going to the semis for the 5th time in 6 years of this league
Gurley garbage TD gets me within 2 points
Good thing I had a bye. 26 points with 1 going tomorrow
Not bad for zero touchdowns all of Sunday. $300 down, $300 to go...