Fantasy Football - 2016

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by BeviBall, Aug 4, 2016.

  1. IWMB
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  2. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :shitty:

    At least the Browns have a few good, young playmakers. We have Jeremy Langford and Kevin White...
  3. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    :bored:
  4. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  5. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

  6. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    i have McKinnon also which may be good for a game or so but i think I read they signed Hillman
  7. IWMB
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    Hillman sucks.


    But I picked him up in 1, cuz James White is clearly not in Hoodie's plans.
  8. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    didnt say whether he was good or not but its clearly gonna be running back by committee up there
  9. IWMB
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    Realized after the game started I should've sat Hopkins. I've got him, Nelson, Cooks, and Benjamin, so one has to. Obvious choice if one is on a Thursday

    :heston:
  10. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Thought about playing the hot hand and subbing in Fuller this week.

    Glad I didn't. :901:
  11. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  12. itsnotrequired
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    picked up the viking defense 20 minutes before game time

    :jb:
  13. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    0-3! One of those years. Sanders on the bench and no one else doing much of anything (:hello: Cam!).
  14. Cheeses
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    :flaccid: today outside of Jordy
  15. Pig
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    Took Baldwin out and replaced him with Diggs, but I'll get the win anyway. I'm up a few points with Cooks going tomorrow and they have nobody. Good rebound from possibly the league's worst ever team total last week.
  16. IWMB
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    I had a depressing week:

    - Gonna lose with the 3rd best score unless Coleman gets 19.
    - Down 65-41 with Cooks left. Benjamin, Dolphins, Novak = 3 combined. Nelson & Vikings on the bench
    :heston:
    - Gonna lose in the work league with the 4th best score
    - Need to avoid Ryan, Freeman, and Tamme getting 29 tonight to squeak the last one out
  17. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    Glad I stashed Howard a couple days ago. Langford expected to miss 4 to 6. My RB situation is rough with Martin and Jennings hurt.
  18. Stockdale4Veep
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    Stockdale4Veep Knows the Dewey Decimal System

    I wouldn't mind Ingram getting 30 pts​
  19. IWMB
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    Jeez, Freeman is flying out there. Not looking good for Coleman getting more touches.
  20. IWMB
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    :yes:

    Need a little under 4 more pts
  21. IWMB
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    :winner:

    And then he goes in for #3

    :swingingdick:
  22. IWMB
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    3-0 with zero points from my 1st rounder (Gronk) and playing the lowest scoring team in the league next week.

    :cantwait:
  23. Stockdale4Veep
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    3-0 with my 11th pick team missing Coleman and woodhead. 0-3 first pick team, 1-2 my beer league middle pick
  24. IWMB
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    Probably gonna lose because of the Kelce TD

    :balelaff:
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    tight game this week, was worried about my opponent having the kc defense tonight

    :andruw:
  26. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    0-4 thanks to concussed Cam.

    :fuckit:
  27. Cheeses
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    Me too.

    -2 points. :dugout:
  28. IWMB
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    Picked up Anderson for Monday in case Newton can't go. Good thing my bench sucks so I have room!
  29. Cheeses
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    If Cam's out, I'm F'd in the A. Already subbed Fitzpatrick for Matt Ryan at my flex position, and only literal garbage QBs are available on the waiver wire.

    Moved Cam to my flex and will have to sub right before gametime Sunday.
  30. IWMB
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    He plays on Monday

    :shithead:

    Is Derek Anderson really not available?
  31. Cheeses
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  32. Cheeses
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    Sunday deadline because my bench players all play that day, not Monday.
  33. y2chae
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    So pick up Anderson...
  34. Cheeses
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    :deepsigh:

    Someone took him.
  35. Cheeses
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    Losing by 50 (133-83), so a healthy Cam or not, I would have still gotten smoked.

    Too bad I couldn't have played one of these shitty teams laden with Byes.

    :kick:

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  36. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Is this a money league or are you still playing with 10 year old kids in free leagues?
  37. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Last year we had a tough time getting 12 teams, so this year there is no entry fee and now we have 16 teams including several being run by some supreme gay gentlemen.
  38. IWMB
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    I'm getting smoked in my main 2
  39. itsnotrequired
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    elliot and coates for me today

    :jb:
  40. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Looks like I may win my first game thanks to Riddick. As long as Anderson doesn't gay gentleman it up.
  41. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Second lowest score in the league and I'm going to win. My team fucking blows.
  42. IWMB
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    Artis-Payne gets me within 8, and then Anderson gets picked inside the 5

    :maher:
  43. Cheeses
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    2 picks, 1 fumble lost.

    :cagelaff:
  44. IWMB
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    So 1 loss pretty much because Newton was out, and 1 because Eli is a f@ggot.

    :gun2:
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  45. itsnotrequired
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    got the highest score in my league

    :dance:
  46. Pig
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    3rd highest score and lost. Highest losing week of the season in my league. Now 3-2 :shrug:
  47. y2chae
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    I lead my league in points yet only 3-2. Totally going to do the top 6 get a W thing next year
  48. IWMB
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    Traded for Ryan. Gave up Benjamin, and have Tyrell Williams coming back too. Guy wanted Jordy. I told him get fucked..not giving up my best player when you have extremely limited trading partners anyway.

    :wipehands: with Eli.
  49. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Do not be afraid to crush the cucks with your mind Cupcake Mod

    Any word on Cam or Carson Palmer for this week? I have to think both are back.
  50. y2chae
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    Yes, the 15 people on this board have insider information on Cam Newton and Carson Palmer
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