drinking on the can

Discussion in 'Alehose' started by itsnotrequired, May 15, 2012.

  1. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  2. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    Your bath mat looks like a giant watermelon.
  3. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    I'm drinking some more Aberlour 16 to help me go to sleep, but I'm in bed, not on the can. Want to see a picture of my veins?
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    look at ol' veiny zoso, sleeping high on the hog
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  5. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    The only real cure for a hangover is to just drink. My hangovers are like I can't sit still and I'm itchy and just generally miserable and uncomfortable. 2 glasses drank to taste/enjoy completely kills it.
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    Hair of the dog.
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    this stuff is awesome
  8. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    #hirsute

    #watermelonrug
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  9. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    In what fucking world does that rug look like a watermelon?
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

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    :hmm:
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    Btw, *I* will nominate this argument for the ToS if no one else does.

    :cagelaff:
  12. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    I nominate noticing inconsequential things in the background

    Something that's always been rampant here
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  13. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    So the color on the outside mildly matching the color of a whole watermelon = they look exactly the same

    :fagot:
  14. Cheeses
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  15. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    I also don't see how the rug resembles a watermelon
  16. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    Shut the fuck up all
  17. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    Maybe a corpulent albino pickle?
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    Trying to determine if that leg is hairier than Hope Solo's pussy.
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    my legs looked like that in, like, third grade
  20. DepaulSox
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    So did Solo's pussy. Still doesn't answer my question.
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    drinking on the parent's can
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  23. Cheeses
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  24. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    That watermelon in the bathroom looks just like a throw rug!
  25. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    Whistle Pig 10 year rye (on the can)


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    :snob:
  26. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    x-posted to Insty and the Book

    :walkoff:
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  28. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

  29. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    I took too many opioids today, can't drink.

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  30. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  31. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

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    hampton inn, st. louis. i'm in room 420.
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