Dark Lord Day 2017

Discussion in 'Alehose' started by zmz, Mar 19, 2017.

  1. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    +1 roommate got a ticket this weekend. My reaction:

    :cagelaff:

    :pass2:
  2. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    *awaits Ballz's report*

    :lenny:
  3. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  4. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

  5. Deuce
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    Deuce Has Dysentery

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    Deuce Has Dysentery

  7. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    My beer haps are decided for me based on Deuce and Bevi.

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  9. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Group C in the hizz.

    Is it possible that it won't be 30 degrees and passing rain in the middle of May?

    Is it possible that I don't completely fail Mothers Day the day after? :thinking:
  10. CaptainBallz
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    So, as non-gay gentlemen might know, after two years of just brutal weather, FFF said fuck it and moved DLD from the last Saturday in April to May 13. Which means, under normal circumstances, DLD would have been this Saturday.

    The forecast in Munster.... High 40's and rain. :twitch: And yes, Saturday only. Friday 62, Sunday 68 (albeit with some rain).

    Just the fucking odds of that particular day being a complete asshole 3 years in a row (and not necessarily being "nice" since 2013) is amazing.

    Of course, May 13 will be thundersnow.
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  11. y2chae
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    I'd say it was a pretty good idea to move it from April to May
  12. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Lower chances of trolling ballz about the weather

    :kick:
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  13. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Beautiful weather

    :kick:
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  16. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Walking through the line for my Dark Lord. Some 6/10 would bang with two dudes walking the other way. Dude says, "hey, do you have any extra beer on you?" I say, "got plenty." Dude says, "She'll show you her tits for one." I pull a Fist City out of my backpack in record time. Moments later... near perfect b-cup with dat peach nip.

    Only the left one though.

    :kick:
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