Dark Lord Day 2015

Discussion in 'Alehose' started by CaptainBallz, Mar 9, 2015.

  1. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Has anyone here ever really reported a post? I just reported Bevis
  2. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :lenny:

    Didn't dongslot do so on the SATCH? Seems like that's all he would do.
  3. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    Quaye reported a few back in the day.
  4. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    :waiting: on our excellent mods to act on my report
  5. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    On my phone but no indication of a report so far. SABR may get all those now.
  6. itsnotrequired
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    itsnotrequired Has Had Sex With His Wife At Least Thrice Can Post in Locked Threads

    dummy, i report posts on the regular
  7. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    We threw those on the GROUND
  8. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Ban miller!!!
  9. itsnotrequired
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    itsnotrequired Has Had Sex With His Wife At Least Thrice Can Post in Locked Threads

  10. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

  11. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    I would like some special privilege here.
  12. Pig
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    Pig I Am The One Who Locks Cupcake Mod

    Report: rejected. There, I did something. :hello:

    Everyone is banned.
  13. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

  14. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    Every time I put my finger in a stripper I feel in love. Rush of oxytocin. I'm such a romantic.
  15. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    What report?
  16. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Good answer.

    :wipehands:
  17. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Weather for Saturday = :poo:

    Of course, sandwiched between two sunny, mid-50 degree days.

    :heston:
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  18. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Anyone going to pre dark lord at Flossmoor Station Friday?
  19. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    I sleep in a bed; with my wife.
  20. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Sister's b-day on Friday, so was looking for some haps... :thinking: I've never been to that, but I could see potential shitshow
  21. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Heard it's gotten better in recent years.
  22. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Never been, always have been out of town this weekend, but pretty excited for it. Not like anything else cool ever happens walking distance from my house.
  23. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    I stopped there like 11 on a Friday and there was like three people in the whole place
  24. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Before I even knew what "craft beer" was, we used to go to Flossmoor just because they had beer that would put us on our asses. We'd then drive criminally hammered back to Lansing.
  25. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    When was this?
  26. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    Last summer. Must have been near closing time.

    I don't know, all the bars in the south burbs that are hopping til close are the shitty hookup bars in Tinley and shit like that. Or the region.
  27. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    What amazing weather for the beer festival today!

    :balelaff:
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  28. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

  29. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  30. LuvSox
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    LuvSox Has genuine dislike for Sycked

    Thanks for fucking up traffic on my route today, beer gay gentlemen
  31. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    :balelaff:
  32. LuvSox
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    LuvSox Has genuine dislike for Sycked

    Yep, traffic is all fucked up
  33. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.



    Looks AMAZING! :soexcited:

    When they added the big top at their anniversary party years ago, it made things so much worse, especially if it's raining. Like going to some 90s cover band at Joe's on Weed. Sure you're dry but all that funk, steam, spills and beard.
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  34. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  35. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Get in line for guest taps, wind up at a port-a-potty. Get in line to pee, wind up in Rantoul.
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  36. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

  37. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  38. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :waiting: for Ballz to regale us with stories and to call us all gay gentlemen for whatever reason.
  39. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  40. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Looks like I don't need to now.

    Way to be gay gentlemen and not go to an awesome beer event.

    Heady Topper was had. Got a cherry/ cocoa nib DL variant. Pallbearer ripped.

    Did I mention you're all gay gentlemen. Cuz you're gay gentlemen
  41. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  42. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    Why didn't you go to the worst time of my life?
  43. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Well-Known Member

    I drank light beer in the climate controlled comfort of my own home yesterday.
  44. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

  45. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    See I would love to go out and do something that thousands of other people are trying to do in the exact same location, but I do that literally every other day of my life
  46. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    The key was that it wasn't windy at all. Shit was wet but altogether bearable.

    Far more enjoyable that none of you were there
  47. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Finally, DARK LORD DAY status makes its triumphant return
  48. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Whoever the DJ was in our home base tent pulled her mix directly from my heart. Joe Jackson "Stepping Out" followed by Faith No More "Falling to Pieces" followed by some Steely Dan followed by some early 90s hip-hop. Shit just didn't stop. I learned to love again.

    But please, tell me more about your mundane ass Saturday
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  49. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    I lifted weights and went nowhere in life
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  50. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Thought I had herpes, turned out she died on the way back to her homeland.

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