Dark Lord Day 2015

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  1. CaptainBallz
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    Continued from two of the shittiest threads the internet has ever sharted.... (http://soxhaps.com/threads/dark-lord-day-2013.16115/ & http://www.soxhaps.com/threads/dark-lord-day-2014.17049/)

    It's that time again, shitheads. Let us post deets and insufferable cuntery...

    http://event.etix.com/ticket/online/performanceSale.do?performance_id=3496159&method=restoreToken

    :pass3:?

    :beer:
  2. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  3. CaptainBallz
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  4. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

  5. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

  6. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    I'm in!

    :pass2:
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  7. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    I'll be out of town, so

    :pass2:
  8. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Insufferable cuntery describes perfectly what this event has become

    :pass2:
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  9. CaptainBallz
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    Did you even go the last couple years... or ever for that matter?
  10. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    I'll be waiting for the :infinite: account of the day on beeradvocate.
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  11. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  12. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

  13. CaptainBallz
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    Tickets: Gotten

    See you clowns at the Munster.

    :uptheass:
  14. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  15. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

  16. CaptainBallz
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    I can definitely see why cheeses would pass on spending a spring Saturday outside, listening to bands and drinking 1000 amazing beers.

    SUPER :pass:
  17. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    What kind of bands? I'm picturing a bunch of pudgy Veep types doing drop-D :crabcore:
  18. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Exactly.

    Ballz's love for this shit event is on the ToS bubble. Just have to see what Loftus and Fuller post by 11:59 tonight.
  19. CaptainBallz
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    :what:

    Hipster beard metal mostly, which :shrug:

    BUT STILL.....
  20. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Give me an Anti-Hero, and I'm good.

    :shrug:
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  21. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  22. CaptainBallz
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    :rolleyes:

    Nah, I just get a kick out of the "so-over-DLD" hipster beer douche act, when it's actually a good event. Oh, but you were there when it was 10 bros in a parking lot??? Excuse me while I don't give a fuck
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  23. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    This is how you treat your Blackhawks/Big XII brother*-in-arms?

    :bunk:


    *and by brother, I mean significantly older, creepier uncle
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  24. y2chae
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    To Ballz's credit they've gotten their shit together the past couple years and it's not the extreme shit show it was 5 years ago.

    Still, it's a cluster fuck of beer nerds which is usually obnoxious. You can drink amazing beers at any number of events in the Chicagoland area without having to deal with the crowd and paying $40 for the right to buy the actual beer. And for me, cheeses and Bevi it'd be a hour+ drive each way and then you have to factor in someone from the group you go with can't drink too much. It's also a good beer, but I feel it's a bit overrated. Give me a Zombie Dust and I'm good.

    If Ballz wants to love this event, more power to him but he should at least understand why everyone else is :pass2:
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  25. y2chae
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    I've probably said this story before but this reminds me of when I was watching the World Cup at Cleo's this past summer and a group of chads and trixies came in and they asked the server the server what IPAs they have on tap and she replied Anti-Hero. They asked if that was an IPA and when they got confirmation that it was they ordered it. Not trying to sound like a beer snob but how does one know they like to drink IPAs to the point that's the specific style of beer they ask for at the bar but live in Chicago and never heard of Anti-Hero?
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    I wouldn't say that it's as easy to find the sheer variety and quantity of beers that people are sharing, being poured at guest taps, etc. at other beer events as it is at DLD. Kinda why it's become the thing that it has.

    But yeah, I totally get why people would pass on it, especially if transportation is an issue. It's the acting like one is "above it" that merits the fucking of oneself.

    For me, we've had a group of 10+ going for the past several years and my buddy in Lansing (right next to Munster) always has a BBQ after where the shit continues to fly deep into the eve. Good times.

    I'd say join us, but we're all busy throwing basketballs
  27. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    I stopped liking it when it went to sessions. Even if you had the last session, you still had to lineup early just to get in. The guest taps are the best part about the event now that the sharing is half of what it used to be. Had a 2013 Dark Lord recently and it's still pretty awful.

    Now, their Anniversary Party was great. Think I still have some bottles of Baller Stout (worst name for a beer ever).
  28. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Place I was at last night, the bartender tried to sell me on a Big Red Cock.
  29. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Brewery Vivant?
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  30. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Dunno the brewery. He served me an Oskar Blues Pinner to start, and I was kinda meh on it, so he recommended the Big Red Cock for its big flavour profile. I had to ease back on the ABV due to my duties, so I went with a PBR tallboy that I nursed for 2 hours.
  31. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    Fuck beer all together

    How the fuck does Zombie Dust taste good to anyone? What the fuck is wrong with you people
  32. CaptainBallz
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    Not sure what year that was, but now it's full-access to the grounds all day regardless of which DL purchase group you're in. You just can't get in the line to purchase DL until your group time, but you can lineup anytime after. I guess the later groups are the biggest clusters, since it's loaded with drunks from the earlier groups who decided to line-up late.

    Last year was the first year they did general admission for folks to just come to the event, but not purchase DL. Good concept if you don't actually like DL (cuz it kinda sucks), but it made the guest tap lines a shitshow, since so many people weren't in the DL lines. Hopefully they tweaked that system this year with, like, ropes or something so actual lines can be formed for guest taps.
  33. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    I would like to go to this because my sister lives walking distance from there. At least you get fucked up quickly on Three Floyds' stuff. I just thought it was a big plastic hassle to get tickets so I never tried
  34. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Do they serve Budweiser?
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  35. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Weekend posting Ox >> weekday posting Ox.
  36. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching*

    Getting fucked in the ass by the devil >>>>>>> Ox
  37. Cheeses
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  38. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Fingered a stripper last night, only cost me 60 bucks
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  39. Cheeses
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  40. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Also 8 dollars for a CAN of Budweiser, had one drink spent 20 minutes with Mary Jane not her real name cuz she doesn't want her parents to know and went back to the Holiday Lounge
  41. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Omaha has strip joints?
  42. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Yes but it was a shitty one but was walking distance I guess the same one to go to is in council bluffs iowa right next to Omaha
  43. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Didja cum?
  44. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

  45. itsnotrequired
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    itsnotrequired Has Had Sex With His Wife At Least Thrice Can Post in Locked Threads

    got cum on my dark lord, threw it away
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  46. Cheeses
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  47. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

  48. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    pricey day haps?
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  49. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Thread needs Miller dick pic
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  50. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

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