Bears Offseason Haps

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by whitesox901, Jan 1, 2017.

  1. IWMB
    Offline

    IWMB Resident Umpire

    So you're saying he's an alcoholic?

    :whoknew:
  2. IWMB
    Offline

    IWMB Resident Umpire

    (Sycked, you know I'm just giving you shit buddy)
  3. Ziggy
    Offline

    Ziggy I Can Get Laid in Germany

    You're not a Bayern Munich fan are you? They're Germany's equivalent of Manchester United and the Yankees. Also, my hometown team the Stuttgart Kickers got relegated this season.
  4. rustysurf83
    Offline

    rustysurf83 Cato Institute Shill

    I will watch Bayern over most other games, but would classify Dortmund as the team I "root" for.
  5. chops
    Offline

    chops knows the brett favre of divorce

  6. zmz
    Offline

    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  7. y2chae
    Offline

    y2chae Panda

    Dortmund is also my German team.
  8. Alanzo
    Offline

    Alanzo Well-Known Member

    You'd write off some of the best players in the world coexisting with your life based on this generalization?
  9. y2chae
    Offline

    y2chae Panda

    Spanish fans are generally cunts so that's a little off putting to me. I appreciate the talents of Ronaldo and Messi but don't really give a shit about them. Sergio Ramos and Pepe are 2 of the biggest cunts in soccer. There's just too many people I dislike on Barca and Real for me to give a shit about either team. I do like Iniesta, Rakitic, Suarez obviously, Bale, James, Modric, Isco... most of the rest can fuck off.
  10. SABRSox
    Offline

    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    Chips has reported these posts.
    chops likes this.
  11. SABRSox
    Offline

    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    Also, the best team to root for in La Liga is Atletico, because Simeone is batshit crazy.
  12. Prope
    Offline

    Prope RIP soxwon

    Back on track: if they were to sign Sanchez, that doesn't preclude them from drafting a QB. It just means they probably won't use their first two picks on it. I still believe they will draft Nathan Peterman from Pittsburgh in the 3rd.

    Also, I'm guessing I'm the only one that can't stop laughing that the Jets offered a contract to Josh McCown and not Jay Cutler.
    chops likes this.
  13. SABRSox
    Offline

    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    For Bevi...



    :trump:
  14. Cheeses
    Offline

    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

  15. SABRSox
    Offline

    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

  16. Fuller
    Offline

    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

  17. Deuce
    Offline

    Deuce Has Dysentery

    Kaiserslautern 4 Lyf!
  18. whitesox901
    Offline

    whitesox901 Aubergine Dreams

    Anyone but Arsenal.
    Deuce likes this.
  19. rustysurf83
    Offline

    rustysurf83 Cato Institute Shill

    I went to a Kaiserslautern game...the team sucks, but the fans are definitely passionate...
    Deuce likes this.
  20. rustysurf83
    Offline

    rustysurf83 Cato Institute Shill

    Just tried to fart, but may have shit my pants. Will check on the next commercial break between GU and WVU...
  21. SABRSox
    Offline

    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    :nicholson:
  22. Prope
    Offline

    Prope RIP soxwon

    If you guys want, I could put together a mock draft. Anyone?
  23. maurice
    Offline

    maurice Gangster of Love

  24. gbergman
    Offline

    gbergman Legendary Drunken Youth

    Mock draft? I did not know you were gay. Congrats on coming out of the closet.

    Mock drafts are about the dumbest things in sports.
  25. Fuller
    Offline

    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I would pay to see that, but only if Chae were included.
  26. sycked
    Offline

    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Waiting on the jbrch mock.

    Or was that some other goober? Gobears1987? Can't remember the guy that loved NFL speculation.
  27. chops
    Offline

    chops knows the brett favre of divorce

    Bears are a fucking joke.
    Deuce, Ziggy and Jackie Treehorn like this.
  28. sycked
    Offline

    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    I only read mock offseasons. Mock free agency and the draft or GTFO.
  29. y2chae
    Offline

    y2chae Panda

    I don't follow college sports enough to do that
  30. zmz
    Offline

    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Bckthr was the mock draft king
  31. sycked
    Offline

    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    I knew it was some guy with no vowels.
    Deuce and maurice like this.
  32. y2chae
    Offline

    y2chae Panda

    Your last name has no vowels
  33. sycked
    Offline

    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Foh
  34. whitesox901
    Offline

    whitesox901 Aubergine Dreams

    :what:

    That's a pretty irrational opinion to have. I'm not Tottenhem fan but they don't seem unlikable.
  35. Prope
    Offline

    Prope RIP soxwon

    We are going to regret not drafting Watson.
  36. SABRSox
    Offline

    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    I doubt that.
  37. Fuller
    Offline

    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    I can see him being the next Cam Newton
  38. SABRSox
    Offline

    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    I don't think he has the arm strength for the NFL.
  39. Prope
    Offline

    Prope RIP soxwon

    Yeah, a 4.38 at his pro-day and covered TE's well during his career (including OJ Howard), here's the guy:

    [​IMG]
  40. zmz
    Offline

    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago



    new #6 in town

    [​IMG]
    Ziggy and IWMB like this.
  41. IWMB
    Offline

    IWMB Resident Umpire

    And they cut Tracy Porter.


    :cutler:
  42. SABRSox
    Offline

    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    He was a 3.6mil cap hit. Eh...
  43. IWMB
    Offline

    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Preseason:

    WEEK 1 – AUGUST 10-14
    Denver

    WEEK 2 – AUGUST 17-21
    at Arizona

    WEEK 3 – AUGUST 24-27
    at Tennessee (FOX, 8/27)

    WEEK 4 – AUGUST 31 – SEPTEMBER 1
    Cleveland
  44. whitesox901
    Offline

    whitesox901 Aubergine Dreams

    They seem to play Cleveland a lot in PS.
  45. y2chae
    Offline

    y2chae Panda

    They've played the Browns in preseason every year since 2004. They must have some sort of agreement with them. Probably a good idea to play a team near by for the final game.
  46. IWMB
    Offline

    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Yeah, the last preseason game is always set up to be very short flights, for the most part. Don't know if all of them repeat every year or not.

    Arizona at Denver
    Baltimore at New Orleans
    Cincinnati at Indianapolis
    Cleveland at Chicago
    Dallas at Houston
    Detroit at Buffalo
    Jacksonville at Atlanta
    LA Chargers at San Francisco
    LA Rams at Green Bay (guess this used to be)
    Miami at Minnesota
    NY Giants at New England
    Philadelphia at NY Jets
    Pittsburgh at Carolina
    Seattle at Oakland
    Tennessee at Kansas City
    Washington at Tampa Bay
  47. Prope
    Offline

    Prope RIP soxwon

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...urn-jay-cutlers-calls/?utm_term=.597bf22250da

    :mj:
  48. chops
    Offline

    chops knows the brett favre of divorce

    Cutler might find himself out of football :sadnana:

    Still better than Glennon & Butt Fumble
  49. Prope
    Offline

    Prope RIP soxwon

    Like the article said, someone will inevitably get hurt in preseason, and he'll find work. I just found this one particularly amusing because of the link to the Texans and what rusty and others posted regarding the fortunes of the Texans with Cutler as their QB.
  50. Cheeses
    Offline

    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

Share This Page