Adam LaRoche: He Gawn!

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  1. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.


    or you guys are way over thinking this shit
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  2. BTrain929
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    BTrain929 98% of you are failed abortions

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  5. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    Oh make no mistake. Jimmy Rollins was 100% one of the guys who said "The fuck is this little kid doing here?" That's a guy playing for his major league life and he's gotta go 50/50 on groundball drills with the shitty DHs dumbass kid who wants to be part of the team.
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    still not as shitty as zmz's :bam:
  7. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    There's another video that looks to show Eaton slapping Rollins ass as he came through, this seems to be after the fact.
  8. Stockdale4Veep
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    Stockdale4Veep Knows the Dewey Decimal System

    Drake was gonna teach Rollins life lessons only a clubhouse rat could know.
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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    Glad there's enough new guys on the team to not at all give a shit about some asshole who wasn't helping in any way, and are just here to play baseball and win games. Lawrie already seems like a way less punchable Swisher.
  11. Stockdale4Veep
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    Stockdale4Veep Knows the Dewey Decimal System

    I wanna see fan fiction how Ozzie would have handled this.
  12. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    Veep, your posts the last 2 days have been absolutely putrid.
  13. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Not to mention his normal posting hours. This whole sequel was doomed from the start.
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    Hugeness Deferred
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    Alanzo Well-Known Member

    We need a higher bar.
  16. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    The things he's posting....like, aren't funny, and most of them don't make a lick of sense.

    :crackers:
  17. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Saw this Eaton-Rollins shit on Sports Mockery, figured it wasn't much of anything.
  18. AnthraxFan93
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    AnthraxFan93 BASEBALL GURU

    It looks great now with the Rollins/Eaton thing.. Wait till the losing starts, it will be exploded by the media as a reason.
  19. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    In other words, typical Veep.
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    Yeah, you know what you did when you unbanned him. Can't complain now!
  22. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    Someone needs to clue old Hawkaroo in that Jimmy Rollins is definitely not a Hall of Fame, btw.
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  23. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    Eh, he's not that far off. I think he's just below HOF tier.
  24. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    Brother, he aint close. Especially given the issues Trammell has had getting in. Hell, even someone like Nomar is decidedly better and more worthy than Rollins at the position.

    Black Ink
    Batting - 17 (137), Average HOFer ≈ 27

    Gray Ink
    Batting - 93 (258), Average HOFer ≈ 144

    Hall of Fame Monitor
    Batting - 124 (114), Likely HOFer ≈ 100

    Hall of Fame Standards
    Batting - 41 (153), Average HOFer ≈ 50

    JAWS Shortstop (32nd), 46.0 career WAR/32.4 7yr-peak WAR/39.2 JAWS
    Average HOF SS (out of 21) = 66.7 career WAR/42.8 7yr-peak WAR/54.8 JAWS
  25. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    I'm not saying he's in.

    He's in that group of very good, but not great players. And since he's at a weaker position, in terms of historic offensive production, he's closer than he'd normally be.

    His comps are some HOF guys like Barry Larkin, and some most definitely not HOF guys like Edgar Renteria. He hits maybe 80% of the required threshold, which isn't far off, but still not there.
  26. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    Well, my original statement was in response to Hawk's penchant for calling Rollins a "no-doubt" HOFer.
  27. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    I believe Hawk also said he thought that out of spring training last year, San Diego would win the NL West easily.

    So yeah...
  28. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Just like Willie Harris was "can't miss". God I can't wait for that asshole to leave our TVs alone for good.
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  29. Stockdale4Veep
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    Stockdale4Veep Knows the Dewey Decimal System

    Just chase him away with some champagne. I'm sure Carl Everett is lookin to make a few dollars
  30. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    I've seen some speculation that the Sox are looking to sign James Loney to replace LaDouche.

    He was released by Tampa a few days ago.
  31. y2chae
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    Wouldn't really hurt the team but questionable if he'd help. He's a 1B with no power, better version of Ishikawa who lost out to Sands. So I guess makes sense if the team would rather have him on the roster instead of Sands, for a better bat but give up the position flexibility of Sands.
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    s=D Message Board Historian

    Hasn't Loney's defense been dipping over the past few years?
  33. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Compared to what? His role would be to replace
    LaDouche, so just DH vs. RHP and backup 1B.

    Dude has no power any more, but he posted a
    .296 AVG & .341 OBP vs. RHP last year.
  34. IWMB
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    Guy sucks, no thanks.
  35. maurice
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    Does he suck worse than Garcia or whoever the fuck he would replace?
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    "Drake, is a nearly spectral presence"

    [​IMG]
  38. AnthraxFan93
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    He Quit, end of story..
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  39. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    Yeah, don't care.
  40. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    :mcnabb:
  41. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    God, guns, and family!

    :doublewide:
  42. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Only worthwhile aspect of that article: him more or less admitting a while ago that baseball didn't mean shit to him. Unfortunately for us, that didn't stop him from collecting paychecks last season.
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    More importantly happy birthday sycked!
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  44. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Truly a : mcnabb : moment if there was one
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    Stupid sycked.
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    Another

    :mcnabb:

  47. CaptainBallz
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    Dude is an insufferable twat
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  48. maurice
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    :douchechilling:

    Look, my kids don't need to know how to read because I'm going to leave them millions of dollars, and I'm confident that their illiterate asses won't get defrauded by a money manager.
  49. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    Life Lessons, guys, let's not lose focus on those.

    :noose:
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    http://deadspin.com/espns-insane-adam-laroche-puff-piece-features-laroche-l-1770710009

    :walkoff:

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