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  1. y2chae
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    Worst pitcher in MLB history to throw a perfect game?
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  2. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    I think he stuck around longer than Dallas Braden? I could be wrong though. That's the only other one that comes to mind.
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Braden had 25 more starts and had 2 good years. Humber had 2011 and that's it.
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    Less than 100 pitches too. I know it's cliche and all, but more evidence that Coop is a genius.
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    Rios sure liked to olé shit.
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    I remember I was at the University of Chicago library during the game working on my epic, CALI-award earning International Labor Law capstone paper analyzing the interplay between the proposed Iraqi Labor Code, the struggle of Iraqi oil workers for basic worker protections, and the US-led effort to place Iraqi oil production into the hands of foreign companies. But top of mind was South Side/Jesus Hero Phillip Humber's date with SOX destiny.

    Heard the final out while on my way home and gave a hearty :fuckyeah:
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    We went and saw a movie in the morning; I can't remember what it was now; turned the radio on leaving the theater then went to the tavern down the street and watched that last four innings or so. I did not throw up on this occasion.
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    I have no fucking clue what I did that day. :shrug:
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    I was down in Bloomington for Little 5. Forgot they were playing and got a text asking if I was it and was all

    :wtf:

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    Turned on the game about 1/2 way through, more for background noise. Watched the last 3 innings thinking the whole time.. This guys a bum, he is going to blow it.
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    Holy shit, what a gay gentleman Brendan Ryan was jaw-jacking about a super borderline check-swing call on the last out of a 4-0 perfect game. STFU dude.
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    I changed my profile title in his honor. :biglol:
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    Yeah of all the possible close calls you can start flipping out about, not sure why he was so pissed
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    And new avatar!
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    From the Humber game wiki

    :greatjob: and :maher: all in one
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    To be fair, who the fuck wants to see White Sox/Mariners in April? None of us could even be bothered to watch this shit. Don't know why anybody outside of those markets would care.

    Not like I need to see another epic 4 hour matchup of those two east coast fuckfaces either, but still.
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    Yeah I'm surprised that was even a nationally televised game to begin with
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    That was an awkward catch in the 9th
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    I know. I was more intrigued by the matter-of-factness in which Wikipedia explains East Coast sports BIAS
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    whitesox901 Aubergine Dreams

    I remember shopping at WALMART when I got a notification on my PHONE that a SOX pitcher had thrown a PERFECT GAYYYYYME.
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Reading through the game thread, I see that basically pulled a cheeses and liveblogged the game. No recollection of watching that game sans the last inning.

    :fin:
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Also started the post game thread.

    :gun2:

    :fagot:

    Chae just called me the most self loathing Sox fan IRL. We're at this miserable game currently.
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    Cheeses Social justice for everyone but white men Cupcake Mod

    What's it, a balmy 51 degrees there?

    :cagelaff:
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    This dude complains about everything just like his one IRL buddy told me a month ago.
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Was about to snap a pic. 76 degrees on the scoreboard. Pulled up the camera and it became 48.
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