2018 to be Hawk's last - Benetti Extended

Discussion in 'SOXual Healing' started by IWMB, May 31, 2017.

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    Even better
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    More prize shelf and ice cream helmets!!1!!!

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    Short of Hawk having a grabber on air or something, I never thought I'd see him in the FB Trending section.

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    Good. Finally time to move on.
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Did we ever find out what Wegner was doing?
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    Wonder what they'll do for him. He's gotta get a statue or something right?
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    Probably with a ceremony at some game in 2018
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    Alarm Clocks 2.0?
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    They're burying him in CF following his last scheduled game, from what I understand.
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    AnthraxFan93 BASEBALL GURU

    Benettii better have those mid-season Yaz stories ready..
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    I like Bennetti, mostly, but there's nothing gayer than when they come back from break and he's eyeing up the helmet sundae lovingly talking about the strawberries and hot fudge and shit.

    You know an old school dude like Hawk has never had a piece of sugar in his life and is perfectly content with a scotch and a Parliament menthol in the booth.
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