2018 Spring Training Thred

Discussion in 'SOXual Healing' started by zmz, Feb 13, 2018 at 12:24 PM.

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    Thred

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    Only took us 7 posts to get to an actual post about spring training.

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    Didn't start until today, officially.

    :shrug:
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    Well, last year's ST thread didn't get started until Feb 28. So we are getting better I guess....
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    cupcakes mods can at least fix the title

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    :pass2:

    z's spelling of "thread" will live on in infamy.
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    Sox brought back Hector Santiago.
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    :deepsigh:

    If he kept his money with Merrill Lynch or whatever it was, he'd still have that money!
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    Thing is, he made sooo much fucking money over his career, he probably IS still rich. Dude had access to only part of Peavy's money. He still owns a bunch of real estate, etc.
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    Yeah, I would guess it's less about money and more about "My life is a wreck, need to get to doing what I love, jerk some guys off the clubhouse, etc."
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    Too bad it didn't happen to Adam Laroche, too. He seems ripe for the Xian picking.
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    Yea, it mentions it in the article that he still has plenty of money. That article is full of uh... "interesting" facts and tidbits.

    :omg:


    His kids names though... Jacob, Wyatt, Judd and Waylon. :mullet:


    I also don't quite understand this:

    If he does make a big-league roster, he'll still be playing in August/September when the kid has to go back to school. What's the difference?
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    Can't be a :fatherboy: without the dough or the kid in the Clubhouse
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    When will he be allowed to bang Kate Upton
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    Kopech has to be weirded out by all these old men drooling over him. I remember hearing some podcast last year with a minor league announcer or something who was fawning over his maturity and how he spent hours with Kopech in his hotel room just asking him questions and going over game footage.
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    You're pretty.
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    DID YOU SEE HOW YOURE JUST LIKE JUSTIN VERLANDER CAN WE SHOW YOU THIS VIDEO WE MADE

    "Oh, hey... cool. Thanks."
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    "Look at how much Justin skeeted all over Kate Upton...can you do that?"
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    I've mentioned before that guys like Kopech get stalked by middle aged Genes with binders (literally) full of baseball cards, crowding out little kids trying to get autographs before games. That has to be creepy AF.

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