2017 SOX Season Predictions Thread

Discussion in 'SOXual Healing' started by Cheeses, Mar 31, 2017.

  1. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Depraved Pervert, Wilco Fan Cupcake Mod

    75-87
    4th place
  2. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  3. CrazyButtfuckMcGee
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    CrazyButtfuckMcGee No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  4. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    78-84

    Don't think they are quite bad enough yet. Would definitely update the projection if they traded Quintana, Frazier, Melky and Robertson.
  5. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    The latest over/under now has them down to 70. Obviously a lot will depend on who gets moved, because as they currently are they might not be quite that bad.

    I'll say 67-95
  6. chops
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    chops knows the brett favre of divorce

  7. FedEx
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    FedEx Delivers

    The other issue too is the division still kinda sucks. Indians will dominate, of course but none of the Royals, Tigers or Twins looks like they'll do much. Tigers had a last gasp for that core last year but I can't imagine them doing it again this time around.
  8. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    69!-93

    They will end the season as the youngest team in baseball.
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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    I'm gonna say they win 90 games. Just for the sake of variety.
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  10. SABRSox
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    SABRSox Hollywood Mega-Hunk Bob Balaban Cupcake Mod

    I predict that Rick Renteria teaches little Drake LaRoche how to make a mean Queso Fundido.
  11. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Things learned along the way: 2
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  12. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    3-159, just enough to keep the BP Cup on the South Side.

    :moo:
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  14. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

  15. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Aubergine Dreams

    69-420
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  16. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    I predict Cheeses will be married before the season is over.
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  17. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    That would be bigamy, since the divorce won't be finalized by October.
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  18. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    So October is a divorce judge?!

    No wonder he has such a shitty disposition

    But to be fair, I wouldn't finalize it either

    :devito:
  19. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats


    Cheeses is a Mormon right? I don't see that being a problem for him.

    Cheeses = Mormon
    Chips/IWMB = Jews
    Chae = Korean
    Maurice = Black
    Veep = Obese
    Sycked = Cubs Fan
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  20. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    I thought chips was Italian
  21. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Jtalian
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  22. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Chips is definitely a Jew.
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  23. chops
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    chops knows the brett favre of divorce

  24. chops
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    chops knows the brett favre of divorce

    They call me Rabbi Chips
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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    You don't bring like 10 Jewish kids into the world without being a Jew. L'Chaim, Chippowitz.
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  26. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Depraved Pervert, Wilco Fan Cupcake Mod

    So long as Sara, Chana, and Moishe Chopperton fund my Social Security payments...:simon:
  27. chops
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    chops knows the brett favre of divorce

    :andruw:

    you'll be dead
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  28. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Depraved Pervert, Wilco Fan Cupcake Mod

    Either way.

    :draper:
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  29. Stockdale4Veep
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