*2017 Discount Codes / Giveaways / Ballpark Meetup Haps*

Discussion in 'SOXual Healing' started by skottyj, Jan 17, 2017.

  1. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    Didn't he already have a joint in Berwyn? Or did that go under like all his other businesses?
  2. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

  3. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Looks like the exact same location as Big Hurt Brewpub or whatever it was called.
  4. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    :yup: That's what happened.

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  5. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    New place is already raking in the rave reviews!

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  6. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    That guy sounds like a dope, to be fair.

    “So loud I couldn’t drink”

    “Suger”

    still probably shitty
  7. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    I look forward to trying the "spinach hair dip" and beverages containing "Suger" while Berwyn tax payers are "citing" my bill.

    :andruw:
  8. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    Gale? Chick.
  9. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Gail? Sure.

    Gale?

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  10. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

  11. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

  12. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Grumpy Old Man

    smh
  13. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    Berwyn's not a shithole, per se (that award goes to Cicero), but there ain't a fuck of a lot going on there.
  14. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    I like the billboards around the city.

    Berwyn: Not Just a Suburb.
  15. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    "That 3 Blocks of Roosevelt We Got Are Bangin'!"
  16. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    I went to the old place; wasn't bad. Burger was ok nothing special. New place has Bud and Bud Light pints for three bucks all day. I approve of that message.
  17. chops
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    chops never met prope

    Windsor has cool shit going on too, 26th too

    berwyn is a solid joint
  18. chops
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    chops never met prope

    Beer prices make no real sense:

    Bud Light $3/$5/$14
    Budweiser $4/$5/$14
    Coors Light $4/$5/$14
    Hamms $3/$5/$14
    Miller Lite $3/$5/$14
    PBR $3/$4/$14

    Do Coors Light and Budweiser really need to be $1 higher for pints?
    And are the 22oz PBRs really that shitty yo be $1 less?

    Consistent this shit.

    :cmon:
  19. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    Is the third price for buckets or pitchers?
  20. chops
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    chops never met prope

    pitchers

    pints/22oz/pitchers
  21. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    How many ounces in a pitcher?
  22. chops
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    chops never met prope

    60 I believe, which makes the pitchers an even shittier deal.

    fuck you frank
  23. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    $5 for 22 oz. = 22.72 cents/ounce
    $14 for 60 oz. = 23.33 cents/ounce

    The bigger you go, price/oz. is supposed to go down, not up.

    :cmon:
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  24. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    That $4 22oz PBR

    :notbad2:
  25. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Who cares? Both beers suck.
    A metric shitton of Chicago area bars charge less for PBR. Surely you've seen that before. I know Cheeses has.
  26. chops
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    chops never met prope

    Yes, but the pitchers of PBR are the same price as the pitchers of Bud.

    The beer pricing makes no sense at all.
  27. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Who gives a fuck? Stupid thing to nitpick.
  28. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    PBR for life.
  29. chops
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    chops never met prope

    It's like they just pulled out numbers and said yeah this makes sense, let's do this. As opposed to anything logical.

    Shitty pricing means shitty people running the joint, which means they probably did shitty stuff in other places.
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  30. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    It's operated by the Buona Beef people.
  31. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    :difference:
  32. chops
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    chops never met prope

    As I said, shitty people.
  33. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

  34. skottyj
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  36. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    The water mark at the bottom. Pathetic. It was a joke when they started using that slogan ten years ago; even more so now.
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  37. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Also, did they not edit this at all? To you, the music fan...
  38. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Actual concerts I believe. This leads me to believe either they want to host more concerts at Guaranteed RF or they believe this tax increase will lead to another increase for sporting events. Either way these amusement taxes are stupid. Fuck the Daleys and Rahm.
  39. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Too chickenshit to call out Rahm by name?

    :andruw:
  40. itsnotrequired
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    Bitch what is an actual concert ..
  41. DepaulSox
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    DepaulSox Well-Known Member

    Given the Sox have had one fucking concert in the past 14 years, unless you count Joel Olsteen, the fuck is the point of this letter?
  42. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    They should have more concerts. An infinitely better concert venue than Wrigley... as long as you don't get SHOT afterwards
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  43. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    Rumour mill has it that the Sox are getting rid of the 27 game plans. Will go to 10/20/40/81 plans. This really screws me cause the 27 was perfect; every weekend game and a Cubs game was perfect. Fuckholes.
  44. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Sounds like a dumb idea
  45. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

    My buddy just sent me this; don't know where he got it from:

  46. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    20 game plan will give me a ticket to one game per ALDS/ALCS/WS? 3 for the ALDS, actually.

    :crankit:
  47. skottyj
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    skottyj Owner of Many Baseball Hats

  48. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    "Rival"

    Rays, M's, Cards, Pirates, O's twice

    :ok:
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  49. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    yeah, wtf are these "rival" games? And apparently the SOX don't have rivals on Tuesdays.
  50. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nice game, pretty boy Cupcake Mod

    Calendar is confusing af -- looks like the color codes are to show what games come in what 20-game packages, but...Cleveland is a Rival twice on one homestand and Weekday once? If they're a "Rival" then shouldn't all their games be priced as such?

    edit: nm, Weekday must just mean a...day game. :dunce:

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