2017 Bears Season Haps

Discussion in 'Sports Haps' started by whitesox901, Sep 7, 2017.

  1. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    That was the most Bears way to end it
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  2. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    And dropped QBs
  3. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Nice blocking asshole
  4. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    Had to chance to win it late, and couldn't. Football Sox.
  5. Cheeses
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  6. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Bellamy turns a hair too late. Howard, if he catches it, isn't in anyway but OOB. Miller throw was bad and then fagotron 2000 on the OL to lose.

    0-16!
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    Would have preferred they just got their asses kicked than anything close.
  8. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Why? Who really cares in the end?
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    False hope, Bevi.
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  10. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Hey, 1% Z made his girlfriend watch this game, on vacation, in Amsterdam of all places. We're doing just fine.
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  11. maurice
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    :tank:

    I didn't watch a single snap, so riddle me this:
    Why pass 40 fucking times with your shitty QB for a 5.3 yard average and only run 19 times despite a 6.6 yard average? It's not like they were getting blown out.
    :fireventura:
  12. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    :fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit::fruit:
  13. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    FWIW, 16 of those passes came on the final drive at the end (77 yds in 3:00). The drive prior to that was a 10 play (all passes) 75-yard TD drive. So their last 26 plays were all passing plays which netted 1 TD and a first and goal for the win.
    Last edited: Sep 10, 2017
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  14. y2chae
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    Dowell Faggins sucks. So does Glennon. So does Kevin White. The rest of the team is actually alright. Especially Cohen
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    Halfway watched the first half while minding mini-ballz. Didn't watch a lick of the 2nd half.

    :wipehands:
  16. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    They are saying Kevin Glass (White) has a broken collarbone.

    :shocker:
  17. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    IR. Season over.

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  18. Fuller
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    Fuller Trump had no ideas, he just went too far

    This is kinda how Grossman's career started and look out that all worked out

    :larry:
  19. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    The Greg Oden of footballs.
  20. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    You should be able to get some kind of compensation for this shit.
  21. y2chae
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    Julio Jones had more yards in 1 game (300) in 2016 than any Bears receiver that played last night had the entire 2016 season except for Kendall Wright (416), which was for a different team.
  22. y2chae
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    Sometimes I'm still surprised at how dumb people paid to talk about sports are. J Hood on Monday was saying he didn't know if the Bears game would be played. He wasn't saying not in Tampa, like played at all. Which:

    :cmon:

    The NFL would not create some sort of scheduling nightmare and cancel that game entirely. If Tampa couldn't host, it would've been played somewhere.

    Then yesterday he said tanking in the NFL is "the worst". Comparing it to tanking in MLB and NBA. He didn't provide any additional context or explanation. If he's talking about effect on fans, you could argue it's easier to stomach your NFL team tanking as the NFL season is the shortest out of all those sports in terms of games and real time length. Also turning over a NFL team can be really quick, especially if you have a QB.
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    That's on you for listening to meatball sports talk.
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  24. chops
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    chops never met prope

    I don't know who J Hood is, but no game? cmon, no way TB has 2 straight bye weeks.
  25. IWMB
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    The only reason last week's game wasn't relocated is because Miami has a home game in London and they didn't want them to end up with only 6.

    If Tampa wasn't playable, they'd definitely be at a neutral site this week. What a dummy.
  26. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    J Hood is the absolute worst in Chicago sports media.
  27. chops
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    Fuck Tampa anyway, Bears win 24-14
  28. y2chae
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    I'd say Kaplan is worse. I don't know if Mike Murphy has a job anymore but if he does, he's worse. Dan McNeil, same... I liked McNeil at one point but now he just seems bitter and he's bit of a nut. Some of the remaining Sun Times/Tribune columnists like Cowley, Telander, etc. are shitty too.
  29. IWMB
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    Murphy just retired like a week or 2 ago.

    EDIT: I was thinking of Mike North
  30. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    I actually like Cowley. Telander is a shithead. Kaplan sucks as well. I'd still take all of them over J-Hood.

    Fred Huebner was actually at my wedding. I heard he gave a shout out to +1 and myself on his Bears pregame show.
  31. y2chae
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    :what:

    Dude is a straight up troll. He pretty much has admitted it.
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2017
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  32. y2chae
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    I remember like 10 years ago the Score was God awful with North and Anne Maxfield in the mornings. And the Hood, Telander, Buffone show in the afternoons.

    I think the peak of that era was when Telander was reading the Star Spangled Banner line by line and analyzing it.
  33. IWMB
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    He has a Bears pregame show? Didn't know what he was doing these days, outside of Fire Weekly on CSN.
  34. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    He does Chicago's GameDay on 1000, and does some fill-in work here and there when regular hosts are out.
  35. chops
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    chops never met prope

    Does Cowley even work in Chicago anymore?
  36. Cheeses
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    Cheeses The canvas can do miracles Cupcake Mod

    Better question: how the fuck does Prope know Fred Huebner?
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Fred Huebner lives behind +1's parents, and they are good friends. He was invited to the wedding.
  38. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    Did he RSVP on time?
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  39. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Actually he was one of the first RSVPs. He and his wife are nice people.
  40. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    Probably a meatball take here; but any chance Sean Payton could be our next hc?
  41. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    If not him, then a QB/OC coach like him.

    Their primary job will be to develop a young QB.
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  42. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    As mo said, it'll be someone that can groom Trubisky. Payton is an obvious candidate because of Pace's time in New Orleans. But more likely candidates are probably guys like McDaniels, Scott Linehan, Todd Haley.
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  43. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    Is he likely to be fired or is his contract up soon?
  44. IWMB
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    Payton just signed a 5 year extension last offseason.
  45. y2chae
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    I'd rather throw all the money at Harbaugh but he's going to want too much control
  46. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Banjo and Kazui's great adventure

    Ah, okay
  47. maurice
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    Last edited: Sep 14, 2017
  48. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    That's not true, John apparently gets along really well with Ozzie Newsome.
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  49. IWMB
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    :nicholson:
  50. y2chae
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    You don't have to be a Mensa member to be a good football coach. You need to know football, and Harbaugh has had success at every stop of his career.
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