*2016 NLDS - (1) Kubbie Klowns vs. (5) Giants*

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  1. DepaulSox
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    DepaulSox Well-Known Member

    This was the easiest and best chance to eliminate these fuckers.
  2. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    I think I just did.
  3. Unregistered
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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    He'll just grab his bindle and ride the rails back to somewhere warm for the winter, I reckon.
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  4. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    11-1 still a possibility, Sox cunts!
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    :chad:
  5. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    Those teams have more than 2 hitters and real bullpens. They're a big step up from this crap.
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  6. October
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    October Local Pessimist

    Cubs are World Series champs. :gun:
  7. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Enjoy your early fucking Christmas, Cubs... Goddamn were they throwing that series away.

    I can't keep giving a shit about this garbage
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  8. DepaulSox
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    DepaulSox Well-Known Member

    The Indians suck ass. They've got two real starting pitchers and Coco Crisp/Rajai Davis are major players on offense. We are fucked.
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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    Yeah, I mean it's easy to blame Bochy for this, but they just have a garbage bullpen. Not every team can pull of the Sox ALCS wall to wall complete games. Eventually they had to rely on their dogshit bullpen to get 3 fucking outs.
  10. October
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    October Local Pessimist

    I'm absolutely awestruck at what I just watched from Bochy.
  11. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    You can't because they're not going anywhere for at least another 4-5 years. Even Bobby Cox went 1-11.

    Facebook makes this so much more insufferable. So. Much. More.
  12. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    Wrong.
  13. gbergman
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    gbergman Legendary Drunken Youth

    30 plus blown saves for Giants this year
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  14. Unregistered
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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    Good news is we know how lousy October is at baseball predictions. I immediately feel better.
  15. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  16. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    So now we get to here about how these boys "just don't quit" and they "have heart," when the opposing manager just flipped off the baseball gods and took a shit on their altar of common fucking sense bullpen managment.

    Eat all the dicks in the universe
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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    Day of Atonement, indeed.
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  18. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    I have to be up there next Monday and Tuesday. I'm really hoping when I get there that LAD or WAS has shoved it up their ass all weekend and the death march is on. I won't count it out given how shitty their lineup has been against anyone even resembling a major league pitcher.
  19. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    At least the David Bench retirement tour can continue for another 4 games at the least.

    :jb:
  20. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

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    Unregistered The Facebook of Fucking Cupcake Mod

    Knew it. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
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  22. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

  23. Unregistered
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    Yeah, hoping the pretty mediocre series they had against a much lesser team carries over into the next series. Light hitting and so-so pitching won't go too deep, regardless of who you're playing. And these teams in the next two rounds should be much more stacked than sad ass SF.
  24. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

  25. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    I like how this comeback is being treated like they had to fight back against Mariano Rivera instead of 4 world class shit heads. This was handed to them by Bochy.
  26. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    I recognize all those names.

    :gfm:
  27. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Fun Bad

    Turned off the game after the Zobrist hit.

    :devito:
  28. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    Was Bochy even pretending to play match ups at that point or just doing all he could to out choke the Cubs
    Last edited: Oct 12, 2016
  29. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

  30. s=D
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    s=D Message Board Historian

    Yeah seriously, what is that all about? It seems like those big text posts are only about the Cubs.
  31. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    It's automatic if you have up to a certain amount of characters.
  32. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Looks to be 35.
  33. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  34. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

  35. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    Less than?

    I'll keep that in mind. My new thing is awful fun facts
  36. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Won the lottery for a chance to get tickets. If I get them, Imma rape them.
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  37. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    I won last round but didn't get any, waited too long. At least the profit margins weren't that crazy for the NLDS.
  38. Deuce
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    Deuce Has Dysentery

    Grab them by the pussy.
  39. DepaulSox
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    DepaulSox Well-Known Member

    Just make sure to pop a Tic Tac.
  40. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    "Only" made $80 a ticket after fees last year for game 4 of the NLCS. Market was flooded prior to the start of the series and sellers panicked once the Cubs started losing in New York. The seats released to ticketmaster kind of blow, too. Can't believe some poor sap dropped close to a grand for 4 tickets down the RF line with the Cubs down 3-0.

    At least they have home field, so you should be able to make easy money if you get game 1 or 2.

    Didn't even register this year.
  41. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    Didn't get picked.

    :notsurprising:
  42. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Got 1 for game 1. 229 row 3. Asking $700.

    :waiting:
  43. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

    You bought 1 ticket? Is that all you had the option for?
  44. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    All I could get. Some SRO came up but the potential profit on those suck.

    Worse comes to worse, I'll sell this to any number of bandwagon people I know.
  45. IWMB
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    IWMB Resident Umpire

  46. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    Look who got the first comment in.
  47. Deuce
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    Deuce Has Dysentery

  48. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    Lip:

    Lip.

    -Lip
  49. samram
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    samram Bon Vivant

    The article is pretty spot on. I like most of these Cubs players, I like Epstein and Maddon, and admire the fact that they realized taking a long-term view was a good idea and put a plan in place to get to where they are now. That said, I can't and won't root for them. Fuck them. I hope their season ends next Wednesday in LA or Washington because that means they won their last game of 2016 on Tuesday night.

    In summary, they can go fuck off.
  50. Zoso
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    Zoso *autistic screeching* Cupcake Mod

    I like the org minus the owners, but I have no interest in seeing those fans happy. They're too stupid to live. They don't deserve happiness.

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