*2016 Discount Codes / Giveaways / Ballpark Meetup Haps*

Discussion in 'SOXual Healing' started by IWMB, Mar 4, 2016.

  1. IWMB
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    Come by. Hoping to get in Lot A or B, will be there at 5. I'll be grilling and am bringing a table for drinking games.

    :soxchad:
  2. CaptainBallz
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    :cmon:
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  3. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    What's the problem?
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  5. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    He's not 15? :dunno:
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  6. y2chae
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    I think he means Beer Pong and Flippy Cup haps which is fine, plus IWMB is still in his 20's.

    When people suggest playing Asshole and Fuck The Dealer I'm all

    :cmon:
  7. skottyj
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    Party on dude.
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  8. CaptainBallz
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    Setting up a beer pong or flippy cup table at a tailgate is pretty :soxchad: too.

    But yeah, isn't IWMB 25 or some shit? I guess he still gets a couple more years to stop bro-ing down so hard.
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  9. y2chae
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    26? He told me at the block party how he met you when he was 18 at a board golf outing 8 years ago

    :faint:
  10. skottyj
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    Better than his buddies showing up and drinking all the "good" booze then bolting.
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  11. CaptainBallz
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    :nicholson:

    Cast of a damn thousand :fruit:s. I think it was me, OX, Doug, Prope, Chips, Infinite, Domeshot and... maybe missing one.
  12. y2chae
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    I think Fuller?

    Also revealed that's how the Doug being IWMB's dad thing started
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  13. CaptainBallz
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    Fuller AND Fuller's brother, possibly? There may also have been multiple outings back then.
  14. maurice
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    maurice Gangster of Love

    He self-soxchad'd himself in the first post.

    :shrug:
  15. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Thanks for the invite, fellas.

    :davidcross:
  16. CaptainBallz
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    :helloexactly:
  17. CaptainBallz
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    Pretty sure it was setup in a full-blown SATCH thread... Someone ask SABR to crack open the databazes and find it.
  18. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Eh, I don't golf anyway.

    :teef:
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  21. IWMB
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    27 tomorrow
  22. itsnotrequired
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    i don't think i've ever even played beer pong
  23. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Involuntary Immigrant Cupcake Mod

    Back in my day, we called it "Quarters." :oldman:
  24. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    It's not called beer pong it's called Beirut

    /piece of shit
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  26. IWMB
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    Beer pong sucks
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  27. y2chae
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    A friend had a birthday party like 8 years ago and he went to college in WI, but he's from fucking IL and he insisted it's called Beirut and tried to say the rules were you don't eliminate the cup you hit, instead it's a certain order. I told him I don't give a fuck if it's your birthday, I'm not calling this Beirut and we aren't playing with your faggy rules
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  28. y2chae
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    Then what's the table for???
  29. IWMB
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    Flip cup, slap cup. Maybe a little speedball at the beginning before a lot of people arrive.
  30. Cheeses
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    :ohmy:
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  31. itsnotrequired
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    i haven't heard this beiruit term before, is it a wisconsin thing?
  32. IWMB
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    I thought beirut was east coast.
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    :ohmy:
  34. CaptainBallz
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    It's like people calling bags "cornhole." I'll fucking kill you. Bags also sux
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  35. y2chae
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    Beirut could be east coast, I don't know, but apparently according to my tard friend it's what they call it in Wisconsin too and if you said beer pong you are apparently looked down upon
  36. itsnotrequired
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    i don't associate with bullshit so no idea if that is true
  37. IWMB
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    Chips and Prope were not at the one I was at, at Green Garden. Believe it was you, me, Ox, Doug, Domeshot, Fuller and his brother.

    Domeshot and I were the worst cart team ever, as he's a lefty who sliced everything left, and I at that time sliced everything right. Spent the whole afternoon cutting back and forth across the fairways.
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  38. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Can we move this last page to the Grind My Gears thread?
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  39. maurice
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    I thought Beirut was where IWMB destroys the table and blames the cups for instigating the whole thing.
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  42. Retarded Ox
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    Retarded Ox I wish Quaye would hug me.

    Fuller was a guy that supposedly knew how to golf and golfed a lot but ended up playing his whole round thinking his 5 iron was his sand wedge. This is when I first realized how full.of shit he was
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  43. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

  44. IWMB
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    All while looking like a giant pumpkin in a bright orange U of I sweatshirt.

    Then he ordered a Blue Moon :fruit:
  45. Cheeses
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    Ol' Full-dawg: :books:
  46. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Fuller's next visit/thought process to the haps may go something like this...

    Search Keyword: Fuller (multiple new hits)

    :milos:

    Reads posts:

    :books:
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  47. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

    Comp tix tomorrow are in the Home Plate Club

    :richierich:
    :snob:
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  49. IWMB
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    http://mlb.mlb.com/cws/ticketing/groups/gsg/gsg.jsp?loc=chicagobulls

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    :lol:
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    Think the Sox may have the worst marketing department in the history of sports franchises, maybe the worst of all time, period.

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