2015 MLB Offseason Haps (The One Following the 2015 Season, for Pedantic Shitmuffins)

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  1. gbergman
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    gbergman Legendary Drunken Youth

  2. Cheeses
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    Greinke to the D-backs.

    6 years, $206M.

    :noose:
  4. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  5. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Did this thread take 3 days to update or something? Hey guys, SOX signed Alex Avila too.
  6. CaptainBallz
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    CaptainBallz Windowlickin' Good

    1 week later....

    :shithead:
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  7. Cheeses
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    :peterpan:
  8. zmz
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    zmz By the Banks of the River Chicago

  9. SouthAsianpalehose
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    SouthAsianpalehose Slumdog Hundred-aire

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    Indians sign Mike Napoli for a 1-year, $7M deal.
  12. IWMB
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    You're not allowed to not that til next week.
  13. Cheeses
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    :confused:
  14. IWMB
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    *post that, fucking swype
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    Mets resign Fatolo for another year. The ageless wonder.
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    Indians sign Rajai Davis for 1 year. Turning into a very :cud: offseason for them.
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  19. Unregistered
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    Seems like a Nats thing to do.
  20. Cheeses
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    Yankees get Chapman for 4 minor league prospects.
  21. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Fun Bad

    :waiting: for these outfielders to sign with other teams.
  22. Cheeses
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    Cheeses Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors Cupcake Mod

    Things were hot and heavy for a day or two. I still hold out hope they can get one of the 3 big targets.
  23. skottyj
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    Greinke to Arizona.
  24. whitesox901
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    whitesox901 Aubergine Dreams

    They could always trade Miller (rumoured for a while), but the Yankees could have a pretty solid 7-8-9 if everything works out.
  25. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.



    :lenny:
  26. skottyj
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    Gordon re-signs with the Royals.
  27. skottyj
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    I see Dexter Fowler in our future.
  28. BeviBall
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    BeviBall No wallet. No crack. Not me.

    Under 5 years too. Cespedes or bust. It is white sox Wednesday!!
  29. Cheeses
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    Anyone seen KW by the baggage carousel?

    :larry:
  30. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Fun Bad

    Damn - Gordon fit so well as the 30 something white good guy to come in and have a career worst year.
    Ziggy and sycked like this.
  31. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Fowler is a solid player but the Sox need a little more than him and power as well. It'd be such a Sox thing to do, make the move to get Frazier and Lawrie and then decide they can't do a 4th year for Cespedes and march onto a 80-82 season.
  32. skottyj
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    Does anyone know what happens next year when Abreu can go to arbitration? They're going to have to pay him but will they rip it up and sign him to a good deal?
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  34. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Didn't Abreu sign a 6 year deal that cancels out all his arb years?
  35. skottyj
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    He had an opt out clause built in that he can go to arb after three years.
  36. y2chae
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    y2chae Panda

    Would be a little risky, giving up all that guaranteed money to make what, $15 million instead of $10 million in 2017?
  37. skottyj
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    I don't think there's a risk at all is there? I thought you couldn't make less that what you are signed for. I'm no expert on the the CBA but I think he's making 10 mil this season and 11 next year. If he has the same year he has had as his first two he's worth more than 11.
  38. maurice
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    :thanksobama:
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  39. sycked
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    sycked If you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today.

    Griffey Jr. and Piazza make the HOF. Jr. sets the record for highest % of the vote. He was listed on 437 out of 440.ballots.

    No HOF for Raines.
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  41. Cheeses
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    Shammy got 7%, will live to see another year.

    :livia:
  42. Team Speed
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    Team Speed Fun Bad

    :bam:

    Whomever didn't vote for Junior

    :bam:

    To all the non-Rock voters as well. Bullshit.
  43. gbergman
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    gbergman Legendary Drunken Youth

    Fuck the 3 that didn't vote for Junior. Should have there voting privelages permanently revoked. Bagwell, Hoffman, and Raines next year I think. All of the steroid guys will start to creep north now, and may possibly sneak in by there 15th year. The argument against Trevor Hoffman is ridiculous too when you compare him to Mariano Rivera. Yes Mariano was great, and was phenomenal in the Post Season but switch those two around and I don't believe there would be much difference.

    Dan Patrick made an interesting statement today on his show. Said that he was done after Boston, and without his steroid revitalizing years in Toronto and New York he would not become a Hall Of Famer. He needed those years to give him a shot at it. Some of his staff questioned him but it is interesting. Thinks Bonds would have been in, if he had not of started juicing.

    I don't see how Mussina and Shilling improved while Blackjack Morris is not a HOFer.
  44. maurice
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    Fucking Piazza. So taking steroids is okay as long as you do a decent job of covering it up?
  45. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Dan Lebetard was one of the non-Griffey voters.
  46. BTrain929
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    BTrain929 98% of you are failed abortions

    It got reduced to 10 years now instead of 15.

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  47. rustysurf83
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    rustysurf83 Cato Institute Shill

    He lost his vote a couple years ago when he outsourced it to Deadspin voters...apparently the old crotchety fucks didn't like that because...TRADITIONZZ!!!1!!!1! HISTOREEZ!!!!1!!!1!!!11
  48. IWMB
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    Oh right, forgot about that.
  49. Prope
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    Prope RIP soxwon

    Go fuck myself?
  50. skottyj
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    Jeff Idleson,President of the National Baseball Hall of Fame left open the possibility of Ken Griffey Jr. hat being on backwards on plaque.

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